alexa play “Love Me by Elvis Presley”
bitches will say its “nothing” but the next u see of them they have a big fat novel in their hands and a strange peculiar sadness in their eyes
"My daughter turned out perfectly fine."
Your daughter is humping her plushie while scrolling through my blog.
why go out and buy a pet when you can text a tumblr girl with big boobies for free! :3
mom u don’t understand!! i love the fact that hes an older perverted man!! we’re meant to be!!
Using some religious girl in such vile and degenerate ways that her God will never be able to love her again. That's okay though because she's found a new one to worship now
me in front of the mirror every morning :
NO! u are so fun. NOT weird at all. ur so normal! no one can tell that there’s something with you. YOU ARE FUN!! UR NOT WEIRD!!!
getting into a strangers van after they told me they have a bag of strawberry jolly ranchers :D
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controversial take: i think it’s hot when someone pushes ur head down onto them😵💫