Cooking Up Some Side Characters Rn

animatic for that one Osomatsu san radio where the seiyuus snitched on eachother

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everyone should be weirder about their ocs more.

Animate has a special event going on where, with the purchase of the first BD/DVD and other goods from Animate, you’re given a random copy of the job application form that the sextuplets filled out in episode 2! Someone managed to get them all and uploaded pictures. 

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JOB APPLICATION FORM - Matsuno Osomatsu Available work days: 3 days a week Desired monthly salary: ∞ Skills: Horse race betting, Pachinko What occupation are you looking for: Big charismatic legend PR (Public Relations*): [Type of occupation] I wish to leave for work at 11 AM, and come back home at 3 PM. [Your future goals] I WANT TO SPEND MY LIFE PLAYING AROUND *This part is the area where you sell yourself to the company

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JOB APPLICATION FORM - Matsuno Karamatsu Available work days: FOREVER 5 days a week Desired monthly salary: AN AMOUNT THAT CORRESPONDS TO MY WORTH 200,000-300,000 yen Skills: I’VE GAINED ALL THAT IS NECESSARY Nothing in particular What occupation are you looking for: SILENCE AND SOLITUDE Office work PR: [Type of occupation] NO ONE CAN STOP A WARRIOR I will do my best, no matter what type of work is given to me [Your future goals] LOVE AND PEACE I want to live peacefully with my family

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JOB APPLICATION FORM - Matsuno Choromatsu Available work days: 5 days a week Desired monthly salary: 200,000 yen Skills: Kanji proficiency level 6, English proficiency level 6　(*The number indicates a very low level) What occupation are you looking for: Businessman PR: [Type of occupation] I would like something that has all aspects of social insurance and includes a good welfare program. [Your future goals] I wish to live independently, have my own family, and serve society. Please look upon me favorably!

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JOB APPLICATION FORM - Matsuno Ichimatsu Available work days: None in particular ฅ Desired monthly salary: Nothing in particular ฅฅ Skills: Cat proficiency level 2 ฅฅฅ  (*The number indicates a high level) What occupation are you looking for: CAT ฅ PR: [Type of occupation] Nothing in particular ฅ [Your future goals] Nothing in particular ฅฅ

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JOB APPLICATION FORM - Matsuno Jyushimatsu Available work days: Desired monthly salary: BASEBALL Skills: What occupation are you looking for: PR: [Type of occupation] ANYTHING FUN WOULD BE GOOD [Your future goals]

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JOB APPLICATION FORM - Matsuno Todomatsu Available work days: 4 days a week Desired monthly salary: 1 million yen Skills: English proficiency, Japanese proficiency What occupation are you looking for: IF I CAN EXCHANGE PHONE NUMBERS WITH THE FEMALE STAFF♡ then I’ll do anything PR: [Type of occupation] Any place where I can work my smile would be A-OK ♡ [Your future goals] I want to go up to the highest rank possible, even if it means doing whatever it takes ☆

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Unfortunately I have succumbed to old hyperfixations

Dw bestie i still get sbi content every 6 months, how about yours? 🥰 /j /lh

I had one a few months ago, the only sbi content you have is them being online together smh🙄 /j

Relationship analysis (CUT magazine)

translation by sakiamiya from twitter https://mobile.twitter.com/sakiamiya

Guys stop talking, now fight!

Karamatsu: You can’t beat me Osomatsu. So, what are your plans? Face me anyway and get destroyed? Heh.

Osomatsu: (He’s right, I can’t beat him, but maybe I can beat someone else. But who?)

(Choromatsu! Of course! I overpower him!)

Here’s my plan! I go after one of your vulnerable teammates!!

Choromatsu: HYYAAAAAAAAA!!

Karamatsu: Oh no you don’t!!

Todomatsu: What’s wrong with you two?

[Heroes: 1 Villains: 1, A tie!]

[20/20, They are back to normal]

Well, all good things must come to an end. When one door closes, another one opens. Don’t think there’s one path to life. Don’t only think that others will hate you and never see past your powers. I say embrace them. Honestly, I don’t have the courage to be myself in public, due to really bad anxiety, but from a show I watch, “If you don’t belong somewhere, build a place where you do”, so try that! Sorry this is long, it’s just good to talk to you guys again, even if you don’t remember me. Bye!

Karamatsu: That’s pretty good advice! It might take a while but… I think we can learn to accept ourselves someday! Oh, uh, see you!

>.>Swap powers with any brother, who would you choose? <.< (Can't choose yourself and can choose the same as someone else)