I Love It Darling.

As a father, this rings true to me.

The best 😁  Happy National Video Games Day!

I love The Onion

Ted Cruz Provides Detailed Response To Moderator’s Question About Why His Face So Fucking Infuriating 

HOUSTON—Responding to moderator Wolf Blitzer’s question about why voters who look at him are overwhelmed with feelings of intense aggravation and disgust, presidential candidate Ted Cruz provided a comprehensive outline during Thursday night’s GOP debate laying out exactly why his face is so fucking infuriating. “Ever since I was a child, I have had a weaselly, piece-of-shit face that you can’t help but want to hit, and that’s never changed—how many other candidates on this stage can say that?” said Cruz, adding that oftentimes when he looks in the mirror, even he wants to drive a screwdriver through his eyes so he never has to see his stupid, boxy head and waggling, doughy chin ever again.

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My wonderful wife's art!

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Very beautiful

Milky Way season is back. This is my favorite shot from last year. / via

I felt this album growing up.

Pink Floyd - The Wall // 1982

“On the simplest level, whenever something bad happens, he [Pink] isolates himself a bit more — i.e., symbolically he adds another brick to his wall to protect himself.” - Roger Waters

This is so cool

NAAS Astronomy Picture of the Day 2016 September 5 

Spiral Meteor through the Heart Nebula 

What is this meteor doing? Dynamically, the unusually short and asymmetric train may indicate that the sand-sized grain at the center of the glow is momentarily spinning as it ablates, causing its path to be slightly spiral. Geographically, the meteor appears to be going through the Heart Nebula, although really it is in Earth’s atmosphere and so is about one quadrillion times closer. Taken last month on the night of the peak, this meteor is likely from the Perseid meteor shower. The Perseids radiant, in the constellation of Perseus, is off the frame to the upper right, toward the direction that the meteor streak is pointing. The Heart Nebula was imaged in 18 one-minute exposures, of which the unusual meteor streak appeared on just one. The meteor train is multicolored as its glow emanates from different elements in the heated gas.

Lady Dootle

This kills me.

The vast majority of toilet paper is either used to wipe the part of your body that smells or the part of your body that smells.

The difference between “woman” and “women” is spelled in the second syllable but pronounced in the first syllable.

Batman would be a better name for a hero who ‘sees’ through echolocation. And Daredevil would be a better name for a billionaire who fights criminals in his free time.