I Don't Know How, But We're Gonna Get Married And We're Gonna Have 20 Children A La Verg@. Me? Look,

He deserves it.

The only time Dahlia might try to whoop Lawrence and it’s because his gringo ass brought home Taco Bell when she asked for Mexican food lol

may i ask what outfit would get a sundress level reaction out of Onion? 👉👈

Your loose, sheer blouse doesn't leave much to the imagination and Onion can't help but stare as you talk. About something. Wait. Shit. Was this important? You turn and he swears he can see the intricate pattern of something lacy under the fabric. He swallows.

You wave your hand in front of his face and on instinct he grabs it, pulling you close and bringing his lips to your ear.

"Princesa." His fingers comb through your hair as he murmurs. "What are you hiding under there?" His free hand drags up your side as he whispers.

You've now both forgotten what you were talking about.

First episode for Y/N's series "Guide to Happy Captive Life". Terms and Conditions apply.

I offer a concentrated Toasty in an AU where everything it's the same but they are getting their ass kicked by a 14 year's old.

Omg omg omg!!!! All of them looks sooo cool and pretty, the design, the art EVERYTHING ahhhh (┛✧Д✧))┛彡┻━┻

A sus órdenes culonas 🤠

¿¿¿Podrías mostrar los diseños de este crossover BTD + MH??? 🥺

Tardé en contestar esto porque volví a hacer los bocetos, los primeros eran muy sencillos y feos ajjajaj. Post largo, con notas en inglich para darle altura y presentación al post 🧐🍷

Long post, y'all warned.

BOYFRIEND TO DEATH X MONSTER HIGH DESINGS UNDER THE CUT

In the beginning I wanted to give Law a more "normie" image but went with a deer appearance at last minute. Shirt design transferred to a skirt, leaf earrings, white top (yes I know none of this has any color but just imagine it) some cute mary janes with oleander hook (ERES HUMILDE MI CHIQUITA)

Ren looks more like a genderbender, but I think it's still cute. Her choker is inspired on the shock collar grey leather with red faux gemstone, knee high-high heel boots.

Vincent is not a character I enjoy but I loved (her) and (her) neo punk look. Choker with "V" tag, white tank top, leather biker jacket with big spikes and phases of the moon imprint on the sleeves, various belts and chain, calf high-high heel boots with moon, belt and spikes detail. Cain at first used a suit but looked boring, gave (her) a crimson coat, long sleeve black dress with red metallic imprint of roses, feathers, inverted crosses and vines with thorns; rings, bracelet and a harness to add to the design. Christian Louboutin rose inspired heels with vines and thorns straps.

Sano and Akira were really ugly in first my sketches because of their simple original desings, so I took some freedom with em' on the second ones. Used EP's Sano's GB desing as inspo on the hair, necklace and top. The black embroidery is supposed to be limb shaped, black gradient and undershirt. Leather half palm gloves. Silver chain and gemstone belts and bracelets on wrists and tail. Akira has the hairstyle that at first was for Sano with kanzashi; harness red faux leather belt, the classic black leather jacket, red top with that skull that was on the jacket and golden bracelets on the tail. Both of them have little scales on their faces.

At first Strade was going to be a zombie that got bit frost, but after a quick research I sticked to a "Nachzehrer" (some kind of german vampires) Pretty much the same as the original BTD Strade. The skull kerchief, shirt, cargo pants and boots. Black top with straps, calf high-high platforms with knife shaped detail, little (and barely visible) hammer and drill earrings, silver coin jewelry.

According to what I read, to kill a Nachzehrer one needs to place a coin in its mouth and behead it. The coin is supposed to paralyze it. She wears coin jewelry (against her will) to keep herself under control and avoid hurting others, especially Ren. Black vein detail on her skin.

I think Rire looks pretty k? A lot of inspo from her original GB design by Darqx, like the skirt, boots and jewelry. Mini black dress with rounded embroidery, the design on the dress (unlike Cain's) would be pure golden embroidery, mesh blouse, black thigh highs, little bottles with souls here and there (if she's thirsty hehe) and bat wing sunglasses.

Of course all OG characters belong to Gatobob, Darqx and EP respectively, I'm just playing around with the fanart 😗

I honestly hate what the What’s Next Brigade did to fashion dolls aimed at tween girls. “Passion For Fashion” was supposed to mean “buy clothes that make you happy” but the What’s Next Brigade (which was combined of media, Karen-style parents, and people wanting to uphold the patriarchy) twisted it to parents that it was pushing the narrative of “buying clothes is the only thing that will make you happy”.

I loved the fact that Bratz and Monster High were originally designed wearing short skirts and crop tops and high heels because it was the first time I’d seen female characters who dressed like that presented as doing it because it made them happy, not “just to get attention from boys” or “rebelling because of bad parenting”.

“But they make girls think it’s ok to dress like that!” IT IS OK TO DRESS LIKE THAT IF DRESSING LIKE THAT MAKES YOU FUCKING HAPPY!!

“But it’s encouraging girls to be slutty!” YOU KEEP USING THAT WORD AND I DON’T THINK YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, KAREN!!

“But it’s telling girls that spending a lot of money on clothes is the only way to be happy!” I DON’T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED, BUT SHOPPING WASN’T THE ONLY THING THOSE CHARACTERS DID TO BE HAPPY. THE BRATZ PUBLISHED THEIR OWN MAGAZINE AND PLAYED IN A BAND AND RAISED MONEY FOR CHARITY. THE MONSTER HIGH GHOULS PLAYED SPORTS AND WROTE POETRY AND TOOK ART AND MUSIC CLASSES AND PROGRAMMED COMPUTERS IN BETWEEN FACING OFF WITH PREJUDICE. BARBIE WAS AN AMAZING ACTRESS WHO IN HER FREE TIME BABYSAT AND SNOWBOARDED AND BUILT ROBOTS AND BAKED CAKES AND WENT TO MEDICAL SCHOOL AND RAN A DOG-WALKING SERVICE AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE.

The phrase was “Passion for Fashion”, not “Passion for Fast Fashion”. Y’all looked at doll lines that encouraged girls to be happy and love themselves and dress how they wanted to, said “that won’t do!”, and presented a bunch of patriarchal arguments as feminism. In the name of protecting-the-children. Only all you’re protecting children from is thinking for themselves and forming opinions that you didn’t spoon-feed to them.

How to say the world`s most accepted word coffee.

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hi robo! i've been following you on twitter for a long time and i noticed there's a lot of lovely art that you've posted there but not here... i was wondering if you were planning to? or if you could, pretty please, sugar on the top? lol i hope this isn't a bother, i just genuinely love your art style and the boys a lot!

i hope you have a good weekend, thank you and the devs for letting us hang out with your ocs! 💙❣️💙

I sort of intend my tumblr to be related to game dev stuff, so most of my non-game dev art will likely be only on my twitter. BUT i can share here all the old bp dev and post-dev art!

My contribution to Priest! onionthief

This is a gift for dearest @imjulia-andilikecats inspired in her amazing fanfic of Red Queen mermaid! Maven that you can find here. So please go and read it!!!

It took more than expected so sorry for the delay but i really hope you like it (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤