I Simultaneously Regret And Do Not Regret This

Mami soy tu vaquero, dime vaquero mami mami soy tu vaquero

YEAHHAAAAA 🤠

How to say the world`s most accepted word coffee.

by indiatour__

Lorenzo (Spanish variant of Lawrence) that also is used to call someone crazy in a condescending way... 👉👈

How many people call Lawrence Larry and why aren't they in jail yet

This could be us in a romantic dinner but they decided to keep us captives or kill us ಥ_ಥ

Lawrence has a michelada, Strade a caguama, Celia an "azulito" and Mason has juice because gato once said he hasn't tried alcohol.

@hannia-kusama

Bonus: Derek preparing a not very safe drink

The owners of my salary belong to @/gatobob

Nooo, Jacob 😭 I'll do whatever you want but don't piss on me 😭😭😭

Although Jacob has some odd kinks, he doesn't want to make the person he cares about uncomfortable u0u No peeing allowed Jacob!

Is there something deeply evil living within me or am I just up past my bedtime.

Love this

Shout out to Spanish for having the correct word for kitties. This is literally el gato there's no other word for it

hope this is relatable..

Is cannibalism a kink?

It sure can be!!

Yes

Strade - listen. I don't know what that stuff was in his fridge or why it was there, but... this man practically screams "hunger as a form of desire."

Ren - canonical heart-eater, lmao. Consumption as an expression of love.

Vincent - another one who canonically devours you. It's something intimate for him.

Cain - not only will he eat you, he'll make you eat you! 🙃 probably views it as something like a communion.

Maybe

Sano - also has a consumption ending (right? I'm pretty sure). You belong to him forever this way.

Lawrence - I would not be surprised if he loved you so much that he had to tear out your heart and eat it. I mean, we already got halfway there in canon.

Mason - I have posited that he's a cannibal out of practicality, but I wouldn't be surprised if he was inclined to it out of domination and desire too.

No

Rire - doesn't really appeal to him. (He may or may not have fed you human meat, but probably just in the service of psychological warfare).

Celia - hasn't even occurred to her.

Derek - hasn't occurred to him either.

Jack - maybe feels the occasional urge to rip out your throat with his teeth, but no desire to actually eat you.

Celia my beloved (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

She was the first route I got and I've been in a rollercoaster. I want to kiss her, slap her and support her all at the same time.