Oop Fuck Did I Do Something Bad I’m Sorry Hssshdgjgf

tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor

No I am not shy :(

Weeeeelllllllll

YOURE GOMNA GET YOUR VULTURE CULTURE VID OUT BEFORE ME

I NEVER SAID IT WAS VULTURE CULTURE

I don’t care if I feel like absolute crap afterwards I’m drinking the chocolate milk

wait why do you have CHEESe if your lactose intolerant 😭😭😭😭 or am I stupid and wrong😭😭😭

The one thing all lactose intolerant people want. Things with lactose in them lmaoo

Swiiift

Yessss

Well that’s on her for leaving

I want to talk to her

And fistfight your dad

Do not fistfight my dad

Vox sketches

this is so fucking funny wait