PLEASE THIS IS SO REAL FINNEAS IS SO FINEEE. I Can Take Him And Billie

i have a fan ;) @bilswifee

HELP why did i js get several dms/asks that are like weird old men asking me to be their sugar baby at the same time im cryingshskxnko 😭😭😭

i love how i picked the same name as him. i think this is meant to be

i go CRAZYYY for switch!billie.

esp since im actually the switchiest switch to ever have switched

switch!billie canons? 🙏🙏

switch!billie headcanons

→ switch!billie who teases you all night just to end up begging under you the second the door closes

→ switch!billie who calls you “baby” and “pretty girl” while you ride her, moaning into your mouth

→ switch!billie who slaps your ass and pulls your hair one night, then whines for you to choke her the next

→ switch!billie who gets cocky until you pull her hair and she folds instantly

→ switch!billie who says “you’re mine” while her legs are shaking under your touch

→ switch!billie who grinds on your thigh while fingering you, both of you desperate and clinging

→ switch!billie who makes you beg on your knees and then collapses when you get your hands on her

→ switch!billie who tugs your panties down with her teeth, but goes breathless when you push her on her back

→ switch!billie who says “you gonna be good for me?” while already soaking the strap you’re putting on

→ switch!billie who marks you up with bruises and scratches and then asks sweetly, “can I have one too?”

→ switch!billie who moans louder than you when you ride her strap and talk dirty in her ear

→ switch!billie who brats just so you’ll pin her down and fuck her until she can’t talk

→ switch!billie who ties you up one night, and then the next begs you to do the same to her

→ switch!billie who’ll dom the shit out of you until she’s whining and whimpering under your fingers ten minutes later

all of this except the part about having an ex cause i don't have one. (not an official one anyway)

when your being too loud n she covers your mouth n goes “i know baby i know…” OH MY GODDD😩😩

i miss my ex

don’t get me wrong, i love a bit of spit and slap with a side of choking as much as you do.

but like…kiss me gently and caress my face and softly draw orgasm after orgasm out of me while you tell me i’m perfect and all you want to do is make me feel good because i deserve it. ya know?

i feel like this playlist is filled with billie eilish songs. like i just KNOW thats the one part of their music taste they have in common

wenclair headcanons:

Wednesday very reluctantly plays video games with enid it's usually a horror but Wednesday's guilty pleasure is playing stardew valley

Wednesday longboards and Enid rollerblades

Wednesday is forced to do skincare with Enid every weekend

the first time Enid came over to Wednesday's house she was forced to spar Gomez when he heard she is on the fencing team (she won)

when Enid is bored she'll draw on Wednesday usually little doodles around her freckles and scars

Enid calls Wednesday by greek pet names το φεγγάρι μου (my moon) and αγαπητέ μου (my dear while Wednesday uses Italian and Spanish pet names il mio sole (my sun) and querida (darling)

Wednesday has a stiff neck from constantly looking at her typewriter, and Enid will help by massaging her neck when it gets too bad

Enid's favorite thing to do with Wednesday is dancing on their balcony they even get a Playlist mixed with songs both of them love to dance to together it's when she sees Wednesday smile the most

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

i really should read the season 1 novel 😭

Here's something no-one's considered since the teaser came out yesterday. IMAGINE HOW GAY THE SEASON 2 NOVEL IS GOING TO BE WHEN THAT'S RELEASED.

THIS

also its weird to assume that all detrans people are transphobic when in fact most of them support trans people and are grateful that they had the opportunity to explore their identity in the first place.

its stupid transphobes that put words in their mouths like "detrans people regret their transition they dont want anyone else to go through that!!!" when in fact most detrans people do not regret their transition in the way transphobes think they do💀

just saw a post where someone put “detrans dni” and like… hey we should be supporting detransitioned people bc if we don’t terfs will