This Happens Guys Trust

Me

Walks into bedroom at night

Goes to the light to turn it off

*Goes to the light to turn it off*

Realise I'm standing in the middle of the room by the light

Not the lightswitch

Non online people: I love Harry Potter! I use Chat GPT to write my emails ;) Come find me on X, I'll send you my ai-generated spotify playlist! I'm thinking about buying some cryptocurrencies, do you know which ones are good? Me taking 500 points of psychic damage trying not to turn into a unskippable cutscene: Haha, conversations are so fun.

BRO SHES GONNA LOSE HER PURPLE

trying to make unlikable characters

an aroace, aro, or ace person saying “aro/ace people can still be in relationships and have sex”

non aro/ace person saying “aro/ace people can still be in relationships and have sex” (they’re about to use it to justify shipping/discriminating against aro/ace people)

drew my old magical girl noelle design. spamton is her fucked up mascot companion thing

Being socially awkward not only offline but also online is the worst. Imagine having one friend who has like a million more.

I FUCKING LOVE SITTING IN CORNERS/////

I FUCKING LOVE HAVING THE PRIMAL URGE TO GUARD MY BACK SATISFIED

you losers in the middle of your rooms are gonna be sorry when the sneak uponer-er comes and sneaks upon you

while i'm sitting cosy in my corner

not being snuck upon

it's cosy here in the corner

join me

never be snuck upon again

and by the way

i am saying upon intentionally

not up on

i just like how it sounds

"snuck upon"

-sounds like a sneaky phrase

-something a sneaky person would say

-smooth and bitey

"snuck up on"

-boring

-too grammatically correct for me in this current mood that i'm in

-grrr it's 3am

i will never stop going on tangents or intentionally using incorrect capatilisation to reinforce the vibe i'm going for fuck you and goodnight

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nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

candace flynn is a lot like sisyphus if you think about it