I Havent Posted Anything In A While So HERE U GO

Bffs :(((

thats just perfect

holy shit i just started following you and u have the BEST cole headcanons! do you have any glacier? ;))

ABSJSNW THANK YOU I LOVE YOU?? I will take glacier to the grave with me friendo so yes I do, I offer you these for your kindness ❤

Cole: Zane I hurt my bicep I need you to come kiss it better ;))Zane: oh no of course D: *kisses cole straight on the lips* is that better :((Cole, who is now the colour of Kai’s gi: yEAH UH HUH SURE THING

One time they take arm wrestling too far and Cole snaps Zane’s arm off by accident and cries for three (3) days.

Zane: cole make me a sandwich statCole: sure *comes back with a single slice of cheese on top of one slice of bread*Zane, putting Cole’s head between two slices of bread: WHAT ARE YOUCole: an idiot sandwich

Cole will try to one up him with knowledge and Zane is like bby, why are you trying

Cole: babe I can do maths SO much faster than you Zane: fine what’s 56 x 34Cole: 72 Zane: that’s not even closeCole: yeah but it was quick

Cole loves to eat and Zane loves to cook and honestly if Cole hadn’t come up with some serious restraint he would be like 30 stone with coronary heart disease and diabetes

Cole: you have the prettiest blue eyes Zane: thank you do you want to see them closer *pulls eye off* Cole: nO PUT IT BACK ON

Zane downloads Cole’s favourite musicals so he can learn everything about them and sing when with him and laugh when he makes jokes about them

He also learns how to dance so he can do all sorts of dancing with him because it makes cole smile the size of the sun and that makes Zane very happy

Someone: your boyfriend is… A robotCole: um yeah and that means he’s perfect which is more than I can say for your crusty ass get outta here before I bitch slap you into next week??

Cole is just talking to himself one time and is like “man I wish I could get a dog” and 3 hours later Zane shows up outside his room with an armful of 7 puppies and just goes “I didn’t know which one you wanted and it got out of hand I’m sorry please help me”

Zane is most definitely Cole’s impulse control

Cole: Zane is on a mission so I’m gonna cut the sleeves off all my shirts Kai: why would you do thatCole: cause he’s like 83% of my impulse control so

Zane: cole no you cannot punch that old lady in the faceCole: Zane she barged you out the way?!? And then looked at us like we were dirt?!?!! Just one punch I promise!! Zane: I got this bby *walks over to the lady* *inhales* wHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT THE LOVE OF MY LIFE :))

Cole: Zane ask me why I love you Zane: why do you love meCole, opening up his 130 slide powerpoint presentation: I thought you’d never ask

Cole would kill for people to play with his hair so Zane will brush it and braid it and tie it up for him and Cole is always sat there like :) I love this boy :)

Someone: throws something at ZaneCole: *running jump kicks the object out of the air and then backhands whoever threw it*Zane: what was that noiseCole: oh nothing baby I love you :)

Zane can breathe and cole will be like “you’re doing amazing sweetie”

Zane: ice is nice!!Cole: I’m so gay I’m so gay I’m so gay I’m so gay I’m so ga

Zane keeps a very close eye on cole during battle and he doesn’t like when they have to split up and he can’t be with cole, because how is he supposed to keep an eye on him? How is he supposed to stop him getting hurt? Oh no what if he gets hurt it’ll be Zane’s fault he promised to look after him

Cole is like I love you be safe!!!!! *smooch* and Zane is like “ok I feel a bit better now”

Cole is like unbelievably good at picking up vibes, Zane doesn’t even have to say anything and cole will know if he’s upset or stressed or angry and he will just squeeze his hand and give him a soft smile and Zane is like :D !!

Very convenient that Zane is the master of ice because they can still cuddle in the summer and Zane can just turn up the AC so cole doesn’t melt and all is well!!!!!

Cole: *winks*Zane: *short circuits*

Kai: being gay isn’t contagious ZaneZane: then how come I get gay thoughts whenever cole takes his shirt off >://

Piggy backs for the win

Cole: ONWARD MY NOBLE STEEDZane: :D!!!!!!!!!!!!! *trips and falls in a ditch*

Zane: cole, you are the most beautiful boy in ninjago. Trust me, my database has scanned and compared everyone across its entirety.

One time Zane accidentally flings cole off the bounty

Cole: hey babe give me a boost I need to reach something on the roofZane: oh of course *picks up cole and throws him so high he flies completely over the roof*

Movie nights because Zane can download anything and everything

Zane: you had better appreciate this movie I almost download a malware for this >:/

Cole is so smad because who is knocking on his door at 2am but he opens it and Zane is standing there and he just goes “I have done some extensive research and I have come to the conclusion that I am in love with you :D” and cole swears he sees the light at the end of the tunnel that’s how much he nearly dies

Cole: Zane can you make me a pieZane: no. Cole: when did you stop loving me Zane: oh no he thinks I don’t love him??? I didn’t realise he wanted a pie so badly oh no I don’t want him to be sad D:*An hour later* Zane: *shows up with 15 pies*

Cole would die a thousand deaths just to make Zane laugh and it’s not that hard to because Zane doesn’t even really find Cole’s jokes that funny but he laughs because he sees how happy it makes cole and that little triumphant glint Cole gets in his eyes and oh my goodness he is done for

Cole: Zane can you lend me a handZane: *pulls his arm off and throws it across the room*

Cole: I can’t stand people talking about their girl. I like lowkey stuff.Cole 3 seconds later: EVERYBODY LOOK AT BAE, HE’S SO CUTE, HE HAS A FACE AND OPINIONS

zane is the only one on the team strong enough to lift cole so he will use that to his advantage.

is too tired, zane needs to carry him

has hurt his knee, zane needs to carry him

is sad, zane needs to carry him

had a near death experience, zane needs to carry him

is too hungry, zane needs to carry him

needs to be carried, zane needs to carry him

zane knows his game you ain’t slick cole, but who is he to say no to his bf he is only too happy to indulge him

the only time they have ever had an argument is when Zane beat Cole on guitar hero and Cole has honestly never felt more betrayed in his life and wouldn’t talk to Zane for the rest of the day

Lloyd asks zane to help him map out something for a mission and he just goes “I’m sorry Lloyd but I am gay :/” and cole is like I have been waiting for this day because he says it all the time and now they can twin

speaking of twinning, matching outfits. that’s all I will say. they’re the cutest matching couple ever.

zane will play airhorns whenever cole burns someone but it gets out of hand

wu I need to borrow some money” *air horns play in the distance*

zane and cole rolling in wearing cool sunglasses as zane plays a cool theme song is obviously a must

ask me ninjago headcanons!

oh yeah there’s just one more thing some stupid police!AU things we’ve done with @barsik-snezhnyy …i feel bad about it @shadilver-week

a little pile of silly things because i it's 6 am and i suddenly felt like posting something

[i assure you, i can be trusted with firearms] so yeah. i played deponia. rufus is a little fucker

something stupid from a couple weeks ago

i'm desperate

if you have anything queemael related (even memes or silly little headcanons) PLEASE.... send it to me....... it feels so lonely having no one to discuss sailor yuri with 😔😔 i know people here have giant brains so i'm sure you've got many brilliant ideas

This is actually decided by a poll back in twitter, so I feel really bad about not posting it there. At last...

Swap Ishqueg/LCB Queequeg AU.

The Middle's Big Sister ID Queequeg uptie story:

It is rumoured that the Big Sister of the Middle’s U Corp. branch is especially well-loved and favoured by her Great Siblings.

And, at the same time, she’s incredibly petty and selfish toward her Little Brothers and Sisters.

People believe she accumulated so many augment tattoos in so little time and rose to the rank of Big Sister when she was so young because she enacted the Middle’s Vengeance in solitary. Thus, taking all the tattoos that she could have shared.

This blatant betrayal of one of the Middle’s core ideologies is somehow ignored and even encouraged by one particular Great Sister.

It is said that she’s flighty, capricious, and vain. She falls in love easily and falls out of it even easier.

Though those adjectives don’t mean much when one talks about the members of the Middle, it is advisable that you don’t say such a thing within earshot of a Middle’s sibling, or else, you will find a very unpleasant guest waiting at your doorstep.

The child sits on top of her little throne of corpses, most of which are mutilated in a way that barely resembles a human anymore.

She is patiently counting the pages of her book, but with each page, the number on the led screen behind her increases by one digit.

This degree of extravagance is not unheard of from the Middle. But this time, it is most likely that she was so bored waiting for her final subject of Vengeance that she made a throne out of the woman’s dead Syndicate comrades and repurposed their led screen for her amusement.

Queequeg: 46. 47…

She doesn’t even lift her face to acknowledge the woman who stands frozen at the entrance.

Queequeg: 48. 49…

Terrified Syndicate leader: I. I didn’t mean it like that! I didn’t know you were there!

The plea for her life, if this could be called that, came too late.

Queequeg: 50!

Queequeg: Ah hah! Today's next subject of Vengeance is…you!

With a loud laughter, she hurriedly scribbles the name into her Book of Vengeance. The number ‘50’ behind her glows bright purple, much like the tattoos covering her body.

Queequeg: Page 50. Title 10. Section 70. Row 21: Insulting a Big Sister’s characters. Page 50. Title 10. Section 70. Row 22: Breaking a Big Sister’s heart. Page 50. Title 10. Section 70. Row 23: Making a Big Sister embarrassed…thrice.

The other child fell to her knees, accepting her fate, but the Big Sister continued with the same glee.

Queequeg: Let’s go over everything in order, shall we? First, give me your tongue.

After a long while of wailing and screaming from all the tongue-cutting, heart-piercing, and limbs-breaking later, the small Syndicate could be considered thoroughly wiped, with its leader’s consciousness faded for the one last time.

It is as though she was woken up from a slumber, the delight of the perpetrator of the tragedy completely vanishes, leaving a strange…bewilderment.

Queequeg: Hmm…was that 49, or 50, or 51? I lost count again.

Great Sister of the Middle: You seem like you had fun.

Queequeg: It was fun! You should have seen her face when I showed her her own tongue.

In contrast to the child’s erratic glee, the Great Sister’s smile is serene. She adjusts the chain necklace that she especially gifted Queequeg, admiring its lustre.

Great Sister of the Middle: I checked your book, you know. I saw her name under the Breaking a Big Sister’s heart Section. Do you want to explain?

It is as though all the air in the room vanishes. The terrifying and triumphant Big Sister feels herself shrinking ever smaller, struggling and failing to break out of her Sister's grip.

The child’s fingernails dig into her arm. Cold sweat starts to trickle down her forehead. She opens her mouth as if to say something, but not a word comes out.

Great Sister of the Middle: Ahaha~ You are really cute when you are cornered like that.

The older child laughs heartily, gently pressing harder on the fearful Big Sister’s shoulders. Queequeg didn’t know if her laughter meant she was pardoned or if she was in trouble, so she dared not even breathe.

Great Sister of the Middle: Relax. You are too old to be punished for something like that.

She said, very softly kissing the scared child’s cheek.

Great Sister of the Middle: Try not to get too hung up about it, though. I told you already. Forget about other people. Only the Middle is capable of loving you.

Great Sister of the Middle: By the way, how many did you punished?

Queequeg: I don’t know. I lost count. Might have been 50 or something?

Her mind still lingers on the last topic, so the child couldn’t give her Sister a concrete number, yet the Great Sister doesn’t spare her any sympathy.

Great Sister of the Middle: 50 is much too few. I scolded you about this before, didn’t I? You ought to keep better track…Or else.

Queequeg: O— Of course.

“Isn’t 50 a lot already?” The child asked herself.

She slumped on the make-up table, incredibly irritated at the pungent scent of perfume spilt from the broken bottle.

“No. Isn’t one already too much?” She pulls her hair out.

Her neck feels so very heavy. What did the Great Sister say, giving her this necklace as a birthday gift? — You won’t have to raise your head ever again. The little golden crown feels prickly on her head, but she isn't allowed to take it off.

“Really. What did that woman say that was so wrong?”

The child darts her eyes around, accidentally meeting remnants of the red lipstick rolling on the floor.

“That I am flighty? That I am capricious? That I am vain?” She lifts her face to see the reflection in the mirror, the reflection of a flighty, capricious, and vain woman — one that she despises so much she couldn’t help but smash into pieces.

“What then? She speaks no falsehood. And even if those were lies…” The child quietly contemplates as she holds the scattered pieces of the broken mirror, frustrated to feel no pain at all. “Why did she have to…Why did I…?”

The question she posed has a very obvious answer, one that has been drilled into her head already.

Right, she has been told hundreds of times that:

Great Sister of the Middle: Only the Middle is capable of loving you.

Here, she has everything she needs. Here, she has the respect and affection of thousands. Anyone outside, living in that world of filth, that slighted her even a little bit deserves to be punished. And that is just a fact of life.

And so, even if she grows increasingly repulsed by her Siblings; even if she couldn’t stand working with them; even if she is deathly afraid of the Great Sister, it would still be unthinkable not to uphold the Middle’s decree.

The spiky golden crown is all she ever has. Those heavy, glistening golden chains are all she ever has. Their affection is the only thing she ever had and will ever have.

Even thinking so, the child couldn’t shake the images of that one sailor she met by chance at Marlin Port that other day: the sailor who shares the colour of her eyes with the hazel wood and hair with the sunset.

She wonders what that woman is doing now. Has that woman fallen in love? Or did she already find the love of her life? Or has she given up?

She spent no more than three minutes indulging herself in those kinds of thoughts.

The vase of white lilies stands tall and prideful despite the disarray caused by the child’s temper tantrum, reminding her to hold true and steadfast to her dear, dear family's values.

The Middle's Big Sister ID Queequeg's voicelines:

Identity Obtained: I am the most adorable, the strongest, the most beloved Sister, aren't I?

Uptying: 46. 47. 48. 49. 50…Ah hah! Today's next subject of Vengeance is…you!

Reasoning: This is her Bad End ID. One of the two of them anyway. I mused about her getting the Ahab ID and came to the conclusion that...Queequeg just doesn't have it in her. I could make it work, but in the angle that I am going to approach her story, it is just not Ahab.

And because of that I'm also considering ditching Blind Obsession E.G.O for her.

I just don't think Obsession is as much of her theme as Ishmael or Ahab. My version of her is about judgement and atonement, and by extension, love.

Personal notes:

I gave this Queequeg ID 3 arts because I can. And I mean...this is the bad end ID. It's like Wild Hunt, NCorp, and Captain, I have to give it a little flare.

I am terrified of being not canon compliant later, so the Great Sister's hands are covered with leather gloves. I don't want to speculate on her skin complexion, lest I be wrong later. But in my mind, she's pale like the white lilies, which is a reference to The Little Mermaid by Hans Christian Andersen, one of Queequeg’s source materials. My headcanon for her name for now is also simply "Lily".

I'm very into making the Middle a metaphor for an abusive family, which Queequeg can't escape from. One of the manipulation tactics of theirs is to deem everything outside disgusting and that warmth, love, and acceptance only exist inside. That is why "only the Middle is capable of loving you" is a thing. The theme of love goes deeper, but it's not convenient to explain it now. When I finally write Canto V for this AU, you'll see what I mean. Just remember I based her mostly on The Little Mermaid and only a bit on Moby Dick.

Queequeg is wearing a golden crown of thorns, which hurts her because envy in Limbus is a crown of thorns, and the Middle is very envy-coded. It is also a reference to The Little Mermaid. The crown of thorns is also like a crown of roses, which is a red flower, which is a reference the The Little-

Her counting to 50 (both her victims and the page on her Book of Vengeance) and lost count is a reference to...surprisingly not The Little Mermaid, but Moby Dick, in which Queequeg counts the pages of a thick book, but he only counts to 50 before restarting.

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