Backrooms Be Like:

Where are they, I might go ask them myself-

Biggest regret of my trip to Austria was not asking this pub if they had Pon Farr Fridays.

Happy First Contact Day!

Congratulations, S'chn T'gai clan, on four generations of slutty, slutty Vulcan men!

Day 22:

Why are almost all Star Trek Fans either

1. Bored housewives secretly writing K/S fanfiction in their free time (or those absoulutaly scrumptious pieces of K/S poetry)

2. People that think Star Wars is not calm enough/ does not have the vibes

3. ✨Space✨ people

And why am I two of those??

THIS MAN

THIS GLORIOUS MAN

WALKING OF BOTH A TUMOR AND GETTING SHOT IN THE FUCKING HEAD

I start to notice that all of Mads' characters are just

✨built different✨

Ivan is just perfect chaotic neutral, I love him

*Wade and Logan visiting the X-Men*

Logan: *starts doing the kneading thing cats do, yes, claws included*

Wade immediately, grinning like a bastard: Aww, look at the little kitty! Are you feeling comfortable?

Logan: *glaring* I am not a cat

Cue all of the X-Men compiling a list of reasons as to why Logan is similar to a cat.

His hair looks like little cat ears - Scott

I mean, he does like sunbeams - Jean

He often behaves like cat, growling at people he does not like - Collossus

If he starts purring, I’m out - Laura

And many more..

Logan doesn't know of he should feel insulted or not. He decides to go pout in some hidden corner, but Wade keeps finding and distracting him; he can't stay mad at them for long.

Day 76:

Found a shop, it was funny ig

I feel like Logan knows how to tailor his own clothes. I mean, he's been alive for hundreds of years, I'm quite sure he's picked up some hobbies.

Clothes shopping for Logan gotta be hell, especially for pants cuz my man be rockin a 44 inch waist of muscle meat but a 28 inch leg length equally as meaty like, man it hard enough for me to find pants in a 38x28, rip Logan short stack of raw meat Howlett

(We all know this fucker is on a first name basis with all the tailors)