So Insane About The Fact That The Deadpool Steelbook Had A Bunch Of Logans And The Wolverine One Has

Great now im thinking about wade smelling a bit too much like blood after a mission and Logan, whos in a playful mood, starts randomly stalking him. Im talking, eyes locked, head down, all fours kind of stalking. Slowly taking a step each time Wade looks away or blinks.

And its one of those scenes where Wade's GENUIENLY terrified. Starts off with him nervously laughing like "Haha- yeah. Funny, peanut... now stop it.... wolvie- Stop it... I said stop it!!" And he squeals and giggles because he loves playing with him but DAMN he's scary!!

Every instinct in wades body is screaming at him to run but he knows if he runs then Logan is gonna lock on and get his ass fr. So he tries to stand there, trying not to shake and tells him stop messing around. "S-stop! Wolvie quit it out! Youre gonna make me piss myself!" He tells him, wanting Logan to give up the bit, the game of hunting that he (one sidedly) decided they were playing.

Wade screaming and running away as fast as his legs will carry him, turning into a huge game of hide and seek in their tattered bloody suits. The people of New York are now used to watching Wade zoom down the street panicking while Logan is BOOKING it behind him like a wild cat, snarling.

He manages to find an abandoned building and tries to hide, silencing his breath and staying extremely still. But he forgot something. Logan can smell him. So, here's Wade, about to shit his pants and not giggle his head off because HOLY SHIT this is fun. And then there's a grown 200 year old man sniffing him out like a blood hound each time until he finally catches him, pouncing on him and sinking his claws and teeth into him, shaking him to the point Wade is screeching.

"Wait wait wAIT LOGAN!! Eeeeeehh!! No!! No, no bting- Ouch! Hey!! Stop that- OW! Aye!! Get your hands off me mist- EEEEHHH!! No!! Peanut I have ZERO nutritional value! Stop it! I'll tell santa!! YEOUCH!! THATS MY ARM YOU ASS HOLE!! Hey!!! Come back with that!"

With giggles, yelling, snarles, growls, and many...MANY blood sounds. Including ripping off his arm and running away with it like a dog stealing your sock.

By the end of the day, Logan is out cold, snoring in Wades lap and getting the best sleep of his life. Wade is also sleeping, sitting up and dreaming as his hand stays on Logan's curly head.

His other arm got hit by a car so now he has to regrow another.

Domesticated Wolverines still needed to hunt and maul once inawhile...

They do this once a month. It's enrichment for them both.

Day 15: I drew some bois

They live here now

Backrooms be like:

It is October 1st, 00:38 in the morning. You feel it... It is spooky season.

Day 41: Spaghetti carbonara!

Ingredients:

500g Spagetti

6 Eggs

Diced ham/ Bacon cubes/ preferred sausage(cubed)

Salt, pepper, nutmeg

Oil

Recipe:

Cook the Spagetti in slightly salted water till al dente (don't forget to stirr, add some oil so it doesn't stick as easily) . Sear the meat, add oil only if the meat is not fatty.

Separate the egg from the yolk and collect the yolk in a big bowl. Season the yolk with salt, pepper and a little (!) but of nutmeg and mix.

After the Spagetti has been cooked, wash with hot water and add it to the bowl and mix together.

You can add the meat before or after putting it on your plate. Serve it however you like.

I like to put olives on mine, specifically Spanish ones but you don't have to.

Logan 100% gets jealous of Mary Puppins.

Wade always showers her with compliments, kisses her little head and lets her climb on his lap. The merc will do everything and more for that little dog and Logan wants all that attention for himself.

At first, he can't really identify the feeling as jealousy, so he just ignores the feeling and then one day, it hits him. Wade has just started his usual shtick of coddling Dogpool and is letting her slobber all over his face and Logan realises that he has never wanted to be a dog more than right this moment.

Day 24: Was training today

It was a bad day for shooting today, made worse by the man insistently coughing into my back

Still fun tho, I recited lines from Faust to concentrate

Don't examine the colors on this one too closely, I am not that good yet

Some nice food

It's really tasty and good comfort food

Day 28: The (TOS) Triumvirate be like

Store Worker: „Would a Mr. Spock please come to the front desk? “

Spock, arriving at the desk: „Hello, is there a problem? “

Store worker: points to Kirk and McCoy

Store Worker: „I believe they belong to you? “

Kirk and McCoy, simultaneously: „We got lost :(“

Spock: „I didn't even bring you guys here with me-“

I don’t know what compelled me to make this literally in the dead of night but this is exactly the relationship I think (fear) they have and I had to animate this lol

Also I just know that corazón would spoil the heck out of him so of course he did it for him