Get The Succubi Away From The Aquariums Lol

are you a goy or a birl?

definitely not a goy! #jewish #jew

yknow one thing i haven't seen anyone consider is that the reason alastor knows modern slang like "that's the tea" is because he found out podcasts exist and was positively delighted with them like "It seems today's youth aren't yet lost to that pesky picture box after all!" or something and would listen to a lot of em and pick up on the terms

small artists

potion

twitter/ insta/ store

Reblogging cause I don’t have disposable income

funds so I can escape a transphobic household

hoping this is the last time i have to come here to raise funds. a lot of you remember i raised money not long ago for an ab0rtion. well, lmao. as soon as one situation was squared away a new one came up. after my operation i thought i could settle here for a while wit my aunt while i got back on my feet, but her boyfriend has been nothing but transphobic, verbally abusive, and threatening since i got here. i'm scared for my safety need money to travel back to my hometown. looking to raise $400 for hotel fee and gas. thanks, again.

https://paypal.me/jennycarsons (ignore deadname) cash app: $courtcarsons 0/$400

In Japanese?

found out that my japanese teacher has a tumbler acc how do i ask if he is gay

boobs.

breasts.

bazongs.

*gentle smile*

cock, and balls.

*soft chuckle*

tummy.

oh, oh tummy.

truly beautiful.

this world may be full of beauty

but don't forget that you are beautiful as well

We should rename eczema to “skinny fuck disease”

strange that "skinny" means thin. it should mean...skinny. characterized by skin. possessing or characterized by an above average amount of skin. more skin rather than less skin. but somehow it means less skin? preposterous

*Crunch*

Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

Delia seeing Jessie eat snow?