Inflation Is Funny… Except On Twitter

That middle one is just topless

boob windows...robo boob...

*Crunch*

Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

Op is..Is this a callout post for your ancestors?

kinda sick of all those posts that are like "my ancestors were surviving starvation and the plague meanwhile i get nervous ordering food at restaurants". as if jauffrey the woodworker didn't fumble his conversation with the fine maiden running the fruit stand and then tripped on a pebble as he left in a hurry

Big fan of angels being autistic btw. "How does an entity like that have a neurological condition" Well they can act like that. Angels having traits that read as autistic. Incomprehensible being trying for their best mimicry of human behavior. You understand

My rose is that I had my college orientation, my thorn was that an energy drink spilled at work and my hand went numb for the rest of the day, and my bud is that my sisters baby shower is on Saturday

give me a rose, a thorn, and a bud from this week so far

(also if you don't have a thorn then hell yeah, you don't have to come up with one)

Yeah that’s what should happen more

“We’re sorry, we didn’t know she was your daughter!” “And that’s your justification? You’re sorry because the vulnerable little girl you kidnapped was the wrong little girl? Are you saying you wouldn’t be sorry if it was any other little girl?”

This

do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo

Same with the one with the hair mouth (kinda hot tbh)

If a beautiful woman invited me into her home only to reveal she could stretch her neck out to python lengths like some sort of human slinky I would simply vibe with her about it instead of running out screaming like an asshole.

What is your oc with the least trauma

“No one wants to look at art of OCs” I don’t think that’s true at all…I follow people specifically to see their OCs literally all the time. Bring back being curious about people’s OCs, asking questions about them and hyping them up like we did when we were teens

the last fountain chat this took like 1000 Years to complete DONT LET THIS FLOP