An Asshole

I'm tired of saying "Sneasels of both forms and Weaviles and also Sneaslers" all the time, there should be an umbrella term.

Very Beautiful, very powerful

i WILL make lump fish a Trendy Animal like axolotls and isopods. no one can stop me

Femme fatale, girlfailure with a tragic past and spunky preteen boy with electric pet is a winning formula idk idk 

(the veronica taylor/rachael lillis effect)

Yuri even

yaoi

I'm full of so much bisexual

VERNIAS?!!??!? FROM PARTY CRASHERS?!?

I'm actually starting to like how I look in the mirror (:

It’s also when I have no access to my art stuff like 90% of the time

evil tumblr phenomenon known as "what the fuck kinda person/tag did i follow to get this on my dash" followed by "oh its a blazed post"

Superman would be disappointed

Have you ever considered using the influence and reach you've accrewed for the betterment of society?

noo. Not even once

Same with the one with the hair mouth (kinda hot tbh)

If a beautiful woman invited me into her home only to reveal she could stretch her neck out to python lengths like some sort of human slinky I would simply vibe with her about it instead of running out screaming like an asshole.