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You’d have to think that in a setting with sentient monsters a lot of them would find monster fuckers really chaser-y

that bit where an extremely furious character will move or turn around very slowly accompanied by a stone-scraping noise

Please d for the love of GOD (I’m atheist) please don’t use the gen one puzzle I beg of you

Oooo what kind of job would Millie get in the pokemon world? 👀

I think I could be a town mayor/gym leader! (probably an electric-type gym)

-Millie

evil tumblr phenomenon known as "what the fuck kinda person/tag did i follow to get this on my dash" followed by "oh its a blazed post"

@firefox-official ur so beautiful

oh did I forget to mention that Foxfire aka fairy fire aka chimpanzee fire exists

Foxfire is not a specific type of fungi, but rather refers to bioluminescence emitted by multiple species. Fun fact: it was used to illuminate the barometer and compass needles in one of the world’s first submarines, which incidentally was named Turtle.

That’s me

Shout out idiots who suck

THEY HIT THE SECOND TETRIS?!?!?

So what ur saying is that I can make this meme a reality

has anyone else been seeing the tweets about a lotion from sephora that attracts spiders

*Crunch*

Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

Yuri even

yaoi