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The urge where your listening to a song and say "who this would make a cool animation wouldn't it" but your skills wouldn't allow you to make something that badass.

Fun fact: mycelium (mushroom roots) has been shown to be able to burrow through steel. Hope this helps!

you speak boldly for a person who's mind can be easily influenced by fungi lol

Just fucking try it. This noggin is a steel fortress.

Sending this post to my mom cause she needs to hear it

ok so you support the disabled, disordered, and mentally ill. but are you normal when someone takes long to respond to you? or if they have a hard time listening to you? when someone has a hard time giving you their attention? or when their manners aren’t perfect? or when someone makes mistakes that may be obvious or simple to you? or when someone talks loudly or “causes a scene?” are you normal when people have to think really hard to explain things? or when they have a hard time putting their thoughts into words?

are you normal when people’s hair is unkempt or oily or visibly unbrushed? or when their face might be full of acne? or when they don’t have deodorant on for one reason or another? how about if their clothes are dirty? 

are you normal about disabled/disordered/mentally ill people when they make you a little uncomfortable?

"Don't worry, I come from a long, proud line of up-fuckers. I'd know how to fuck this up so bad you couldn't undo it even if I wasn't trying."

"Up-fuckers? You don't mean fuck-uppers, do you?"

"Fuck-uppers? My grandfather's grandfather's grandfather wrote 'up-fucker' as his profession in the population census in the 1800s, and that's what we've been ever since."

"I'm... Pretty sure that the standardised title is fuck-upper."

"Ah man. He managed to fuck that up, too, didn't he?"

"Well if it's any comfort, that is indeed nothing but quite a professional fuck-up. I doubt any layman would manage to fuck that up. You come from a family of experts."

"Ah, thank you. Well, here goes nothing."

[SOUND OF MASSIVE EXPLOSION]

Ok

heeppy hoolida

small artists

I'm tired of saying "Sneasels of both forms and Weaviles and also Sneaslers" all the time, there should be an umbrella term.

Same with the one with the hair mouth (kinda hot tbh)

If a beautiful woman invited me into her home only to reveal she could stretch her neck out to python lengths like some sort of human slinky I would simply vibe with her about it instead of running out screaming like an asshole.

Why must you remind me of him

Tegu cowboy lizard man I drew yesterday. Let's name him Jericho.

No because this is is SO true I wish others would bring back this forgotten art

nobody is stealing the limelight anymore. people used to steal the limelight all the time