Imagine This, But A Vampire

I've never played a more perfect card in the 10 years I've been playing this game

This you

i do not fuck with diurnalism

Fun fact: mycelium (mushroom roots) has been shown to be able to burrow through steel. Hope this helps!

you speak boldly for a person who's mind can be easily influenced by fungi lol

Just fucking try it. This noggin is a steel fortress.

No because this is is SO true I wish others would bring back this forgotten art

nobody is stealing the limelight anymore. people used to steal the limelight all the time

Skadee skadoo your penis are s no longer a part of you

if there are any witches or wizards reading this and if it isn't too much trouble can you please send a spell at me? it can be any spell you want but please send kind spells, life is hard enough as is

Fuck yeah

You misread the reward for the quest. You received a Dragon Bride, not a Dragon Ride, from the king.

i cannot explain it but these all have the same vibes

boobs.

breasts.

bazongs.

*gentle smile*

cock, and balls.

*soft chuckle*

tummy.

oh, oh tummy.

truly beautiful.

this world may be full of beauty

but don't forget that you are beautiful as well

Xr’t coded

men should grunt and moan more

The old mascot and the new mascot

"Ladies, please! I appreciate the company, but I really gotta start my run!"