Top ten cheeses
extra sharp white cheddar eclipses all other cheeses completely and eliminates the need for a top ten cheeses list
Delia seeing Jessie eat snow?
That’s me
Shout out idiots who suck
The type of parents who argue that simply putting food on the table and keeping a roof over their kids' head is sufficient parenting are always so shocked when their children no longer want to deal with them once they've got their own place and can buy their own groceries. Like what else did you expect to happen? You told the people who had no other choice than rely on you for food and shelter that asking for any more than that is unreasonable of them, and then they don't go to you for anything once they can get those some other way. What would they go to their parents for?
They've got food at the house.
Sharing is Caring, if you ever had trouble sorting your digimon into an existing field, maybe these additions will help xD
Based
Does Lili only work with clients who are women? Or is she okay with having sex with men for her job?
She'll have sex with whoever pays her, but she charges double for men.
Finally watching the latest Project Voltage video, and while I'm sure Game Freak hasn't officially made it a rule that all trans-coded trainers get Eevee starters now, we're currently sitting two for two.
The old mascot and the new mascot
"Ladies, please! I appreciate the company, but I really gotta start my run!"
i remember playing with barbie as a young girl and we didn't have a ken and all the other dolls we had were too short for barbie. height was our metric to pairing up dolls. so barbie's boyfriend was optimus prime. they were very happy together and she rode on top of his trailer and officiated weddings while he doubled as the podium
We should rename eczema to “skinny fuck disease”
strange that "skinny" means thin. it should mean...skinny. characterized by skin. possessing or characterized by an above average amount of skin. more skin rather than less skin. but somehow it means less skin? preposterous