T0nedeafsiren - Sup

bro i’ve been watching muppet show compilations i have like school and homework and stuff to do it’s 7 fucking am

anxiety -> no sleep

no sleep -> anxiety

depression -> no motivation

no motivation -> no exercise

no exercise -> depression

maybe if they make stucky canon kim jong un will be next

I laughed way too hard at this

Terrible, thank you.

Doritos Cum

“I really like your turtle. Better than most of the fish.”

telling museum workers i like their pins so they know i am also gay

Ultimately The Good Place posited the thesis that if we’re all kind to each other, if we all try to contribute meaningfully and lovingly to one another’s lives, maybe — just maybe — everything will be fine

chucking my phone across the room gives me a rush of dopamine