They Call Me Peace Bc Aliens Be Cuming In Me 😩👏👽

luna, ginny, hermione, and their feminist bookclub. (this was a commissioned piece by sarah steelman and SO MUCH FUN to create!)

He screm, you should too

I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first

anxiety -> no sleep

no sleep -> anxiety

depression -> no motivation

no motivation -> no exercise

no exercise -> depression

you know what’s probably more fun than playing chess? cheating at chess

“ohhh would you look at that, my pawns found jesus and now they’re all bishops”

“so i realize it looks like i’m putting a thimble on the board but actually my rooks have been using their downtime to build another rook, one that’s better, stronger, faster—”

“hey welcome back. while you left to get a snack, those six pieces you’d captured slipped their guards, tunneled to safety and emerged right in the middle of your royal palace.”

“oof, looks like you’ve got my king cornered…maybe this is a good time to mention that shortly before we started playing, my pawns and knights revolted and instituted a representative democracy. feel free to kill the puppet ruler that was the one remaining vestige of our tyranny, you cringing servant of the crown. vive la revolution!”

fear me

a vampire giving themselves a pep talk to a mirror that has a crudely drawn picture of themselves that they drew taped to it