Mmmm Eggs

luna, ginny, hermione, and their feminist bookclub. (this was a commissioned piece by sarah steelman and SO MUCH FUN to create!)

Guys I just realized the last supper was the first murder mystery dinner!!!

birds at 5 am: hmm.... u kno what i haven't done in a few hours.... scream

i would like to not be in my depressive episode anymore can i pls have a hypomanic episode soon

now hwy is this headline sofunnysjjajakam

you know what’s probably more fun than playing chess? cheating at chess

“ohhh would you look at that, my pawns found jesus and now they’re all bishops”

“so i realize it looks like i’m putting a thimble on the board but actually my rooks have been using their downtime to build another rook, one that’s better, stronger, faster—”

“hey welcome back. while you left to get a snack, those six pieces you’d captured slipped their guards, tunneled to safety and emerged right in the middle of your royal palace.”

“oof, looks like you’ve got my king cornered…maybe this is a good time to mention that shortly before we started playing, my pawns and knights revolted and instituted a representative democracy. feel free to kill the puppet ruler that was the one remaining vestige of our tyranny, you cringing servant of the crown. vive la revolution!”

She’s definitely a lesbian. I don’t blame her for not knowing it in that time period though. We love Jo, suppressed desires and all

watched Little Women yesterday and at the part where Jo is turning down Laurie and saying “I just can’t feel that way about you, I don’t know why” the girl behind me went “Is she a lesbian?... Oh my god I think she’s a lesbian”... god I WISH

me: Lost a friendship, gained a broken heart. That was so two days ago tho, if Motha Earth can do two (2) whole ass pirouettes, I can be over this

been at this starbucks for 6 straight hours. never went to bed last night, listened to a jazz cover of old town road all morning, and drove here after class. i pulled a mug the size of a bowling ball out of my purse. they filled it. what babes. since i finished my drink i’ve been eating raw coffee beans (please don’t ask where i got them). i haven’t moved except to occasionally smile at the baristas. i know i should go home, but nothing feels real

me: Yeah so like I’m over it. Want a bean?