concept: you are invited to a potluck. you bring paper plates, only to discover that everyone else has done the same. a gentle thunder fills the room; the result of a dozen rumbling stomachs.
amid tired looks of resignation, it dawns on you what must be done. taking a paper plate, you stand, and softly, you break it, saying
“the Body of Christ”
You break it, you buy it.
You’ve heard it a thousand times. But let’s be honest:
u buy it, u break it
when people say simp, this is all I picture
Hogwarts but it’s an all girls school
Eboy this...egirl that.... And what am I ? An ediot...
the lady and her knight
*tries to romantically light a candle but sets the tablecloth on fire*
fear me