Drop Them Like A Cold Potato

trapped in the house, day (?), my brother and I continue to discuss the secret transformers lore:

 - do two transformers ever pick the same vehicle and get upset at one another

- can vehicle transformers kill people by turning into a dude with humans inside

- why the girls… boüb

global heartwarming :,)

plame

oh to be a little dog sprinting at top speeds around the house with reckless abandon to release all the stress pent up from your extremely harrowing bathtime

What’s the difference between a good joke and

a bad joke timing

PRANKING my friends with LOVE AND SUPPORT

I think we should take a year off of movies or maybe just start making less of them permanently. when a movie comes to town it should be a big event like the circus

captains log; stardate 8008.2

an unidentified humanoid just beamed on board and ordered all our replicators to produce “soup, no bowl” and fucking left

now hwy is this headline sofunnysjjajakam