Oh No I Dropped My Sea Slugs

trapped in the house, day (?), my brother and I continue to discuss the secret transformers lore:

 - do two transformers ever pick the same vehicle and get upset at one another

- can vehicle transformers kill people by turning into a dude with humans inside

- why the girls… boüb

2020 in review: january, february, march, march, march, march, march, april, mayjunejulyaugustseptemberoctober, november 1, november 2, november 3, november 3 part 2, november 3 part 3, november 3 part 

when people say simp, this is all I picture

“I really like your turtle. Better than most of the fish.”

my CLOWN of a sister has betrayed me

“Can I borrow underwear?” I asked. “Sure!” she said. “Take these, they’re comfortable! Thongs are comfortable.”

Formal complaint, Vivs: Your underwear is in my butt

Will I ever regain the ability to walk as I once did? Or am I forced to waddle the streets with a face contorted in pain, like Psyduck in lingerie

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being an earthworm would be pretty tight