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the hodge.

redoing this for funsies lmao

I just think Seeley Booth would do literally anything to get Temperance Brennan to call him a good boy

Sweets, Angela, Hodgins, and Zack have a long standing D&D campaign together. Sweets, Hodgins, and Fisher play MTG together too C:

i'm sick, tell me your Bones headcanons to make me feel better? 🥺

Actual Real Life Dialogue from Bones Season 8

(regarding Brennan considering running for US president)

Brennan: Are you saying I would be a bad candidate? Because *insert look of disgust* Donald Trump was thinking of running.

Just... Just... Just ..

Remember when the thought of Trump running was just a punching because it was too ridiculous to think he'd ever do it??? Can we go back to that please

Hodgins and Angela

its actually so crazy being a bones fan like wdym i cry when i hear lime in the coconut?

I don’t watch Bones but my roommate’s been binging it so I got the gist of it

Lance and Angela would have loved Chappell roan

i love zack addy so much. he's oblivious, he's loveable, he's dorky, he's pathetic, he's the youngest of EIGHT, he asked his friends what "take a hint" means, he wears stupid flannel shirts to work with dead bodies, he's secretly an amazing singer, his boss/mentor is practically his mom, he's only ever punched someone once and it was his best friend, he lives above his best friend's garage, he corrected the dissertation committee while he was defending his dissertation, he's a rational empiricist but his mother still thinks he's lutheran, he and his bestie put a frozen pig through a woodchipper, he broke out a psychiatric facility using a library card, he can do complex math problems in his head, he's a nerd but comic books and the likes and foreign to him, he often thinks about building robots to take over the world, he confessed to killing a man he didnt actually ever lay a hand on, and he does it all with a slightly disgruntled look on his face.