Hi, I'm River Vincent! 19 | he/himSweets is my favorite <3 Spam like = we’re best friends foreverShouldn’t have to be said but: this blog is NOT SAFE for TERFs, radfems, racists, proshippers, or MAPs. Kindly go fuck yourself!
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The biggest suspension of disbelief in the season 7 bones finale is that Brennen would leave so much evidence if she murdered someone. Dr. Temperance Brennan would absolutely commit the perfect murder if she killed someone. Do not slander Bones name by implying she left so much evidence behind!!!
In the Bones universe can you imagine Brennens Wikipedia page? Her dad was on trial for murder, who mother was murdered, she’s a bestselling author who was buried alive, she works with and now has a relationship with a FBI agent who inspires her bestselling novels plural that got turned into a movie where there was a real dead body on the set when she just so happened to be there right before she was framed for murder and went on the run.
The first sentence of her Wikipedia page during this time must’ve been wild:
“Temperance Brennen is a best selling novelist, forensic anthropologist, person of interest in a criminal investigation, and current fugitive”
bones is my emotional support copaganda show because never before has a straight couple exhibited such homosexual levels of yearning
i have not been able to get him off my fucking mind
i love him so much it’s making me crazy
So i transferred to a new school this semester and started using my middle name (Vincent) in classes and no one will ever know one of the reasons i picked it is bc of a silly squintern with lots of trivia facts
i love zack addy so much. he's oblivious, he's loveable, he's dorky, he's pathetic, he's the youngest of EIGHT, he asked his friends what "take a hint" means, he wears stupid flannel shirts to work with dead bodies, he's secretly an amazing singer, his boss/mentor is practically his mom, he's only ever punched someone once and it was his best friend, he lives above his best friend's garage, he corrected the dissertation committee while he was defending his dissertation, he's a rational empiricist but his mother still thinks he's lutheran, he and his bestie put a frozen pig through a woodchipper, he broke out a psychiatric facility using a library card, he can do complex math problems in his head, he's a nerd but comic books and the likes and foreign to him, he often thinks about building robots to take over the world, he confessed to killing a man he didnt actually ever lay a hand on, and he does it all with a slightly disgruntled look on his face.
my friend who is sitting in the same room as me just silently emailed me this
its actually so crazy being a bones fan like wdym i cry when i hear lime in the coconut?
Brennan and hodgins have such a big sister little brother relationship. Like in the buried alive episode, and the one where they made an herbal remedy together for arastoo. He looks at her with such admiration in a lot of scenes. He deeply respects her and she adores him.
Okay, the semester is officially over and I have time to be on tumblr again and can I just say… I’m so so so thrilled by the Bones fandom resurgence?!?!?!?! I was not expecting this??? Bones posts with close to 1000 notes??? This is so cool and amazing!!!! Wtf!!!
So excited for finals to be over so I finally have time to catch up on Boneheads ;-;
Been thinking about Vincent Nigel Murray having tics recently
guys I’m not.gayimnot. No no this isn’t real I’m not homo.h(hes staring at me in the second one)
In chem lab and my professor started talking abt Bones to his TA and I started stimming
Hodgins and Angela
Bones mutuals please reblog this with your favorite bones ships!!
I’ll go first it’s Sweets x Zack (polarduo??) for some fucking reason
Hodgins and Angela
its actually so crazy being a bones fan like wdym i cry when i hear lime in the coconut?
gay is used very loosely here but i think booth has some repressed homosexual thoughts
i lied, put your clothes back on, we’re actually going to talk about how brennan and hodgins are best friends and how they’re one of the most underrated pairings in the show despite being buried alive together, and hodgins being brennan’s counterpart in every au the show has done and them knowing each other from the main cast the longest and enjoying little pieces of each other that the others think are odd
THE DOCTOR IN THE PHOTO vs THE BOY IN THE SHROUD
descriptions under the cut
the doctor in the photo: famous example of emily deschanel's big sad blue eyes. brennan finds herself relating too much to the victim-- a doctor with few close relationships whose life revolved around her work. hank the security guard (ipso, facto, columbo, oreo!). brennan confesses to booth after he saves her from getting hit by a car, he rejects her and we get the most tragic sentence of "i will adjust".
the boy in the shroud: the romeo and juliet episode! a dead boy is assumed to be a street kid, but turns out to be a wealthy 17 year old who is in love with a girl in foster care. they suspect she killed him, but it turns out to have been her younger brother who was terrified of his sister leaving him. meanwhile, cam and brennan fight the entire episode over views on the kid, only to be resolved when brennan reveals her past with foster care. the end of the cam bad boss arc and where we got "freebie/freebie decline" from.
loving that her security guard hallucination is Booth if he didn't dumb himself down
The writers probably thought it was a funny Easter egg, but playing a song about holes in hearts over a montage of Brennan trying to figure out if the bones were Booth's was very much not funny.
Remember that one time Booth and Brennan drank too much tequila and kissed in the rain?
What if Booth was a lady?
whoa. you know when you haven't stopped crying in 10 minutes, it's a good episode
Can we talk about how insane bones was for showing us that booth had a brain tumor by showing him talking to freaking stewie Griffin
What were the writers on
It's been a little while since I've made a poll, so I'm going to shake off the dust with a simpler question (although choosing an answer to this one is probably anything but simple for mystery fans.)
This is mostly oriented towards live action mystery/crime TV series, I'll probably do a later poll for animated shows or anime.
I can't possibly fit every series worth a shoutout in the 12 options Tumblr allows per poll, so please let me know your favorites in the tags and comments if it's not listed here. :)
Please reblog for a larger sample size, thank you!
Third time rewatching the signs in the silence in a week how cooked am I