(( @mutesword Sorry I Took So Long To Respond. Life's Been Crazy Busy Recently

(( @mutesword sorry I took so long to respond. Life's been crazy busy recently <XD))

Varnish urged a few Spongies through the gate before his phone started chiming again.

Varnish brought his phone back out and had it read the messages aloud.

The guard dog chuckled lightly. "I wouldn't say a royal ass, it's not the worst mistake."

FROM: Varnish TO: Unknown

🍴: You're fine. Just making sure that second message wasn't a cry for help or something.😊

🍴: By the way, who are you, if you don't mind me asking?

tabletdemedium‌:

Varnish sat in front of the gate to Medium’s castle. The Canvas Plains had been rather uneventful today, and his rising boredom seemed ready to spawn a surprise nap.

Until, that is, his phone went off.

Varnish took out his phone and had it read the new notification.

 "New message from: Unknown Sender. Testing?“

    Oh, Varnish thought. Someone must have texted the wrong numb-

 "Arl-teesh-dla S.M.R.”

     … the Hells?

With nothing else demanding his immediate attention, and some worry for the well-being of the text-sender after that jumble of sounds in the second text, Varnish replied.

FROM: Varnish TO: Unknown

🍴: Are you okay? 😕

Link was still reeling from accidentally sending everyone that stupid text without realising it. He was meant to be the hero of time, but now he was the… fool of chime. Because phones chimed. No one said Link was good at wordplay.

His phone went off again and he jumped. If people could stop acknowledging his mistake and started praising his awesome heroic deeds instead, that would be great.

Luckily, the sender knew Hylian, or their language had been translated for Link.

FROM: Link TO: Varnish

Just apologise and move on, Link.

▲: i made a royal ass of myself

Or do that. Whatever works.

▲: sorry for disturbing you

More Posts from Tabletdemedium and Others

4 years ago

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

6 years ago
UPDATE: The Ask Account Has Expanded, Now All 9 Bosses From Graffiti Kingdom (and A Few Additions Later)
UPDATE: The Ask Account Has Expanded, Now All 9 Bosses From Graffiti Kingdom (and A Few Additions Later)
UPDATE: The Ask Account Has Expanded, Now All 9 Bosses From Graffiti Kingdom (and A Few Additions Later)
UPDATE: The Ask Account Has Expanded, Now All 9 Bosses From Graffiti Kingdom (and A Few Additions Later)
UPDATE: The Ask Account Has Expanded, Now All 9 Bosses From Graffiti Kingdom (and A Few Additions Later)
UPDATE: The Ask Account Has Expanded, Now All 9 Bosses From Graffiti Kingdom (and A Few Additions Later)
UPDATE: The Ask Account Has Expanded, Now All 9 Bosses From Graffiti Kingdom (and A Few Additions Later)
UPDATE: The Ask Account Has Expanded, Now All 9 Bosses From Graffiti Kingdom (and A Few Additions Later)
UPDATE: The Ask Account Has Expanded, Now All 9 Bosses From Graffiti Kingdom (and A Few Additions Later)

UPDATE: The ask account has expanded, now all 9 bosses from Graffiti Kingdom (and a few additions later) can be asked here, not just Tablet! Muses:

Gate Sentry, Varnish; The blind guard dog of the Devil’s Palace, and master of the Canvas Plains. The most reliable nose in the kingdom, but he tends to find more food than followers for Medium.

Musclebound Midboss, Carton; A four-armed bodyguard obsessed with his muscular physique and intimidating image. He rules over Mt. Here and There and has a devoted following of Carton-Wannabes, but he still feels some inferiority since he works under Easel.

Undead Westerner, Easel; The skeleton with the Southern drawl, and master of the Lava Hole and the Wind of Pan Ravine. Famed for his speed and aim, and has recently won the heart of Acryla.

Innocent Warlord, Turpentine; A young, innocent-looking bunny monk who strives for a well-versed life. He rules over the Cannon of Block Valley. Despite his merciless colluseum and fighting style, he still has a soft spot for his family, Varnish, and the Prick Bird.

Devoted Butler, Deskel; Loyal butler to Tablet and Palette, ruler over the Tower of Sand Kingdom and the Battle Planet, and overall sophisticated gentleman. His way of speaking leaves something to desired, as he tends to send people to sleep. In battle, however, he is a quick and efficient battler, making use of complicated surroundings to outwit any Graffitician into checkmate.

Deceptive Beauty, Acryla; The beauteous ruler of the Go-Go Bowling Road, and she uses her beauty to her advantage. Although her pretty face usually hides a dark and sadistic soul, she has shown a bit of grace with her recent relationship to Easel.

Petite Princess, Palette; The proper, pampered daughter of the devil Medium, who collects the ghosts of her father’s other subordinates should they be defeated. She maintains a sense of etiquette around her cold demeanor and brutal honesty, but even her proper ways are tested around her conniving brother Tablet. She rules over the Beast of the Lost and her eponymous Palette’s Palace.

Legendary Lich, Medium; The ruler over the aptly named Devil’s Palace and the entirety of the demon kingdom. Capable of reviving himself unless struck with a Mega ability, the curse of the Demon’s Kingdom relies on his presence, and it is his job to redraw his minions after a defeat. Nowadays, he’s dealing with allying his kingdom and the human Spritisan kingdom, as Prince Pixel continues to best him in battle. He hasn’t taken this or Tablet’s initial treason very well.

Demon Graffitician, Tablet; The wandering son of the devil Medium, much to Medium’s chagrin. He doesn’t rule over any part of the Devil’s Kingdom, instead choosing to roam the other lands and influence the kingdom through his little “games.” In the final moments of Prince Pixel’s first quest, Tablet stole Pixel’s graffiti wand, defeated his father, and temporarily assumed the position of Devil. He allowed Medium to reassume the position, as kinghood didn’t allow Tablet to maintain his free lifestyle.

((I’ve expanded the account! Ask the characters! :D))


Tags
6 years ago
An Anon Asked For Tips On How To Be More Positive About Your Art, So Here’s Some Stuff. Hope It Helps!
An Anon Asked For Tips On How To Be More Positive About Your Art, So Here’s Some Stuff. Hope It Helps!
An Anon Asked For Tips On How To Be More Positive About Your Art, So Here’s Some Stuff. Hope It Helps!
An Anon Asked For Tips On How To Be More Positive About Your Art, So Here’s Some Stuff. Hope It Helps!

an anon asked for tips on how to be more positive about your art, so here’s some stuff. hope it helps! xx

3 years ago
We Stan!!!!

We stan!!!!

We Stan!!!!

chaotic good

3 years ago
Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.
Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.
Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.
Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.
Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.
Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.
Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.
Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

6 years ago

Reblog if you're bored and want some anons

6 years ago

Wow, DN, that's a totally an "original" plan. = - =

Wow, DN, That's A Totally An "original" Plan. = - =
Wow, DN, That's A Totally An "original" Plan. = - =

“I know I’m not the first one, I could still kinda sense what was going on while sealed away!”

Wow, DN, That's A Totally An "original" Plan. = - =

“Ah, simple! The black hole can draw in energy from the surrounding areas, and slowly expand in the process! And once I have enough, I can use this thing to shoot off a dark laser of destruction!!!”

“As for why… Well, let’s call it revenge, among other things~”

6 years ago

The pink rabbit Turpentine comes into view on-screen. "Hello! Master Deskel wants to know if Ludwig would care to join him and listen to some classical music with him in the Melodium ((melody/coliseum, Deskel's battle room)). He'd ask himself, but he his vocabulary is eccentric and, thus, inefficient. The 500 character limit is not his friend, ehehehehe~!"

The Pink Rabbit Turpentine Comes Into View On-screen. "Hello! Master Deskel Wants To Know If Ludwig Would
6 years ago
ALRIGHT. LISTEN UP.
ALRIGHT. LISTEN UP.

ALRIGHT. LISTEN UP.

So recently, I got calls from the phone number, (937) 353-8319. They claim to be a job service, and one of their “employees”, Carrigan, is friends with whoever the call recipient is, and that Carrigan has recommended you for this $15.00/h “job”. I also got a text message from (937) 607-1493, claiming to be Carrigan, and that they need stuff to “win a scholarship”. I do not know anyone by the name of Carrigan and I know very well that this is a very dangerous scam. If you receive a call from a number, and they ask you if you would like a job for $15.00/h, HANG UP IMMEDIATELY. If you accept the “job” offer, and you go in for an interview, they will give you a drugged bottle of water and you will wake up somewhere you don’t want to be. These phone calls & texts are from a human trafficking service, and if you oblige to them, you will be sold to people and you will be raped, no doubt about it. So PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT ANSWER THESE CALLS OR TEXTS. I have listened to the voicemails, and allowed my dad to do the same, and he learned that anyone offering a $15.00/h “job” is a human trafficker. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS ALL OVER TUMBLR

7 years ago

“Can you imagine, Quentin, how many times we’ve had this exact conversation? You’ve managed to slip catnip to me 27 times, 27 ways, and I’m quite sick of it.” “So, what, this is just some giant, blood-soaked Laser Chase?” “You always bring up that fucking red dot. I still haven’t seen it yet. Now it’s a point of pride.”

tabletdemedium - Ask Devil Medium's Kingdom
tabletdemedium - Ask Devil Medium's Kingdom

Tags
  • tabletdemedium
    tabletdemedium reblogged this · 6 years ago
  • jojojomoo35
    jojojomoo35 liked this · 6 years ago
  • addaenurse
    addaenurse liked this · 6 years ago
  • tabletdemedium
    tabletdemedium reblogged this · 6 years ago
  • tabletdemedium
    tabletdemedium liked this · 6 years ago
  • themagehero
    themagehero reblogged this · 6 years ago
  • sendousha
    sendousha liked this · 6 years ago
tabletdemedium - Ask Devil Medium's Kingdom
Ask Devil Medium's Kingdom

Ask the demons of Graffiti Kingdom, a 2004 (Japan) / 2005 (else) PS2 game. Ask them anything!

128 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags