I've Been Gone A While And Seem To Have Come Back To Some Grade-SS Stupidity. Keep It Going!

Tablet: So, Mr. Dark Matter. You're known to be able to possess bodies, yes? My little wand here allows me to draw bodies and beings into creation. Once you're done with this... diminutive form (the M!A thing), I could draw you up a replacement "Swordsman" form... or a better one, if you'd wish. ((Found this blog the other day. Love it so far, glad to see someone else remembers the Squeak Squad QwQ))

“A new body won’t help my problem. Don’t bother.”

“…Also, I don’t know who you are anyway.”

“Can you imagine, Quentin, how many times we’ve had this exact conversation? You’ve managed to slip catnip to me 27 times, 27 ways, and I’m quite sick of it.” “So, what, this is just some giant, blood-soaked Laser Chase?” “You always bring up that fucking red dot. I still haven’t seen it yet. Now it’s a point of pride.”

Did someone say “Let’s datamine Graffiti Kingdom!”??????

….

Oh, uh… me.

I said that…

…Well, I’m sure the five other people that know about this game’s existence will appreciate the stuff I’m working on digging up! XD

"Ah, you're back to your old self, Swordsman!" remarked Tablet. "So, do you still wanna duel?" The demon prince readies his wand behind his back, hopeful.

“Ah, you again…”

The matterling thought for a moment, before giving a small nod.

“It would be a decent distraction, so sure, I suppose.”

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

unrelated to last post but topical: as the child of lawyers, I got one thing drilled into me from age 10: don’t fucken talk to cops. never talk to cops.

Yeah. Nebula just happened to demonically possess one of the peeps who stole the cake. Little did Nebula know that that was his death wish signed, stamped, and notarized.

What would you say the best part about your job is Tablet?

And people think I’m greedy. 7^7((So, Tumblr is already dropping the ball on notifying me when I’ve got asks 83Lovely))