Toga Is An Icon And That's A Fact.

Toga is an icon and that's a fact.

Why Toga can’t stay in a club

Cooking club

Amai: I made a cake!

Saki: I made chocolate-covered strawberries!

Toga: I made cookies in the microwave. They’re burnt and seem to be pulsating with a bright green light.

Sports club

Asu: Alright gang, let’s go running!

Toga: Would this be a bad time to mention that I have asthma?

Itachi: YOU FUCKING WHAT????

Occult club

Toga: …But in Latin, “ego” means “I” and “sum” means “I am”. However, if you say “ego sum” it doesn’t mean “I I am” it’s just another way of saying “I am”. Both “sum” and “ego sum” are grammatically correct in almost any context. What’s up with that?

Oka, crying: Please… Please for the love of God just stop talking…

Gaming club

Toga: Minecraft is a pretty boring game tbh. There’s no real plot and everything there is to do gets really boring after a while.

Gema: Get the fuck out.

Drama Club

Ritsu: *reads off a long monologue from the script*

Toga: (shit, I totally don’t remember my lines, and this script is way too hard to follow. I better try to improvise)

Toga, the moment Ritsu stops talking: HONESTLY SAME L M A O

Sewing club

Hazu: You know this isn’t… actually a club… right?

Toga: That’s probably good because I can’t find any pin cushions so I’ve been Nancy Elsner-ing my arm for the last half hour and I don’t think my body was built for this.

Toga: *passes out*

Science club

Toga: So if that thingy on your eye can connect to the internet and function like a computer, would that make it an eye-pad?

Kaga: HAHAHA FUCK YOU

Art club

Toga: So how did I do?

Toga: *has painted a poorly drawn dragon with muscular human arms and two tongues, breathing lightning bolts*

Geiju: It’s horrendous. Goodbye.

Gardening club

Toga: Wait, aren’t you supposed to dig 6 feet before burying anything?

Everyone: *is slightly terrified*

Music club

Myuji: What kind of music do you like?

Toga: *Plays brutal death metal song on radio*

Myuji: T H A T S J U S T G R E A T

Photography club

Toga: I expected nothing and yet I’m still disappointed. Goodbye.

Martial arts club

Toga: …And that’s the story of how I got my ass handed to me 8 times in a row bye the same person. I have many physical and emotional scars and I am never going back there again.

Student council

Toga: *breaths*

Megami: No.