Oh Hey My Lovely- IS THAT ALUCARD THE MIGHTY???

Yeah yeah fuck it, put the integrated autocannon on there

Wrist mounted rocket launcher, yeah. The machine guns where the eyes should be, big fuckoff sword, yeah

Fuck it, yeah, thirty ton VT jump jet kit, partial wing with folding legs, put talons on the fucking thing too, yeah

Hip holster for the one-handed flamethrower, LRM tubes with the deadfire missiles, radiometry suite that lets me see in fuckin x-ray, yeah

Microwave gun, laser AMS, the gauntlet with the HEAT in the knuckles, put all that extra shit on there, yeah

Guys be safe out there they are using countermeasures 🙏

watching a totally normal minecraft youtube video and i heard the words ‘parkour jump’ in quick succession and the guy missed it and my brain a.) went completely numb for at lease two seconds and b.) saw the jump and was like ‘thats just a two-block diagonal, you can make that.’ needless to say i hate what parkciv has done to me

every band name can be ranked on the 'is this a thing i would want in my house' scale between the police and the violent femmes

NEVER

STOP

REACHING

FOR

THE

GUN

Venom is back and still gay.

i feel really bad for all the powerscalers born in medieval europe for having to spend all their time chronologging and ranking demons because they didn't know who goku was yet

Transphobes make me exasperated

The sheer ignorance of instagram commenters baffles me