Does This To You

please stop living so far away i want to cook your favourite dinner for you

huh. neat.

thing i noticed

so the ips-n blackbeard has that bulky torso and those evil shoulder vents

you know the ones.

so basically, what i noticed is that, despite being the mech with The Big Greatsword, as far as i can tell the blackbeard completely lacks the range of motion required to perform complex swordfighting maneuvers (especially ones with a heavy blade such as the nanocarbon sword (although i'm not John Swordfighting so don't quote me on that))

so it's probably less used like a sword and more like a sharp tire iron or perhaps a lawnmower blade that you gave a wildly-swinging maniac. which. i mean it, is the blackbeard.

not to sound like a perv, but i'd play with your hair and listen to your problems

twitter is being overrun by ice war posting. Best this sites been in ages

Keep scrolling, there's nothing fishy going on here

tumblr: constantly be aware of your own privilege. constantly be aware of your capacity of be evil. hey i know you really like that new piece of media but make sure you're aware of all of the problematic elements all the time. hey i noticed you reblogged a post from a designated Bad Person so please make sure you do a thorough background check on everyone you reblog from to make sure they're not bad, otherwise people might get the wrong idea about you. always be aware of everything bad that's happening in the world all the time because silence is violence. i see you not reblogging this post btw. activist burnout is a privilege so be aware of that. xyz people are required to reblog this post. if you're not constantly fighting against designated Bad People you are inherently complicit and therefore a Bad Person.

people with ocd:

fuck chemistry im listening to wonderwall

nothing I take less seriously then people who say "oh my gods" come on now girl

MY FAVORITE SWORD IS THE ONE I'VE GOT IN MY HAND

MY NEXT FAVORITE IS THE ONE I'M ABOUT TO KILL YOU FOR

every band name can be ranked on the 'is this a thing i would want in my house' scale between the police and the violent femmes