Had To Ban The Phrase “tricky Dick” From My Classroom During Watergate Lesson Because Saying The

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

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1 month ago
tacticalpizzaoven - they call me appliance miser

as a heavy gunner i share many similarities with a god:

occupy a shrine (artillery battery)

given offerings (rations and ammunition)

prayed to (recieving orders via phone)

smites enemies (self-explanatory)

so i think i deserve a miko and increased alcohol rations

1 month ago
No Sales For 5 Days..

no sales for 5 days..

4 months ago
I’m Glad Ppl On Tiktok Are Doing Ok

I’m glad ppl on tiktok are doing ok

1 month ago
tacticalpizzaoven - they call me appliance miser

One must never underestimate an opponent who does not fear death. An enemy who values your death more than their own life is unpredictable - you cannot assume that there is anything they wouldn't dare to do. Risk a blow to distract you, run right into your sword in order to get their own into you, tackle you off a cliff to throw you both into your deaths. An enemy that does not seek to survive is ruthless, they will think in ways so alien to you, that you cannot anticipate what they might do. The best defense you can have is to never make enemies like this.

The same fear and respect should also apply to clowns. They do not fear shame or mockery, they have no honour to lose by becoming laughingstock. A clown will not hesitate to look ridiculous, if tackling you makes you both look stupid. A clown does not fear losing their dignity for as long as they can take yours down with them.

Do not make enemies with clowns.


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Happy Thursday The 20th

happy Thursday the 20th

3 weeks ago

aliens are real btw but i don’t really know what their deal is

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tacticalpizzaoven - they call me appliance miser
they call me appliance miser

he/him - minor - bi - chronically stupid

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