Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it
as a heavy gunner i share many similarities with a god:
occupy a shrine (artillery battery)
given offerings (rations and ammunition)
prayed to (recieving orders via phone)
smites enemies (self-explanatory)
so i think i deserve a miko and increased alcohol rations
no sales for 5 days..
I’m glad ppl on tiktok are doing ok
One must never underestimate an opponent who does not fear death. An enemy who values your death more than their own life is unpredictable - you cannot assume that there is anything they wouldn't dare to do. Risk a blow to distract you, run right into your sword in order to get their own into you, tackle you off a cliff to throw you both into your deaths. An enemy that does not seek to survive is ruthless, they will think in ways so alien to you, that you cannot anticipate what they might do. The best defense you can have is to never make enemies like this.
The same fear and respect should also apply to clowns. They do not fear shame or mockery, they have no honour to lose by becoming laughingstock. A clown will not hesitate to look ridiculous, if tackling you makes you both look stupid. A clown does not fear losing their dignity for as long as they can take yours down with them.
Do not make enemies with clowns.
happy Thursday the 20th
aliens are real btw but i don’t really know what their deal is
everyone say in the tags what their current custom discord status is