ON FEBRUARY 22ND, 2026, HE WILL BE FORCED TO EAT CEMENT

i love scooby snacks and no one can ever change my mind about that

Repeat after me: I draw so good. Not everything needs to be a banger. I'm not a content machine I'm a person who makes art and art takes time. Inspiration comes in waves and when it recedes that's when I should let myself rest

I be saying "he's so silly" while he's killing someone with his bare fucking hand

REMINDER: IT'S NEVER AS BAD AS IT COULD BE

REMINDER: YOU COULD ALSO BE ON FIRE

it was a bad pain day yesterday so i was using my cane and i said to my bf “when i use my cane it makes me feel like i should be prescribing mouse bites.” and bf did not know what i meant so i sounded malignantly insane

this one

this one understands

thing i noticed

so the ips-n blackbeard has that bulky torso and those evil shoulder vents

you know the ones.

so basically, what i noticed is that, despite being the mech with The Big Greatsword, as far as i can tell the blackbeard completely lacks the range of motion required to perform complex swordfighting maneuvers (especially ones with a heavy blade such as the nanocarbon sword (although i'm not John Swordfighting so don't quote me on that))

so it's probably less used like a sword and more like a sharp tire iron or perhaps a lawnmower blade that you gave a wildly-swinging maniac. which. i mean it, is the blackbeard.

"why are we still here, just to suffer?"

one of these days I will scrounge enough attention span to actually build and play a lancer mech

aromantic and interested in shipping in much the same way people are interested in superheroes. like man wouldnt it be cool if dating was real. id love to imagine what i would do if dating was real. here's my tierlist of the best kinds of dating. number 4 may surprise you.

My disguise fucking sucks and i am going to get killed

you were not of sound mind when you typed this

i love you oldish vocaloid songs. i love you more than um. uh. was gonna say rwby but probably not. i love you vocaloid from specifically at least ten years ago. and also after. okay so ive come to the conclusion i may or may not just like vocaloid as a whole.