Tacticalpizzaoven - They Call Me Appliance Miser

NEVER

STOP

REACHING

FOR

THE

GUN

AMERICANS? IS ROOT BEER NICE?! I WANNA KNOW

No third option you gotta pick a side

DONT CLICK ON THAT!!! whew. sorry. just be careful.. many people dont know that .pdf stands for “poison dart frog.”

lancer has done things to me

i used christ-the-buddha as an expletive in front of my parents. i'm finished.

I've been back on that comic script grind and I'm writing a scene where Lennon and Enzo play "Plates" which involves taking turns standing in front of a brick wall and throwing ceramic plates at said wall so they shatter around u and you're not supposed to flinch

hunter: oh dear! this is quite a mighty foe.... if only there were a simple way to enhance my combat ability....

the ever-talented palicos:

no sales for 5 days..

Ocean announcement:

it's all gone

Don't worry everybody I promise to be normal tonight.

One drink in: Who would like to swear fealty to my cause

I like the idea of killing a necromancer stopping his skeletons from attacking you not because a spells broken but because theyre not getting paid anymore