Tacticalpizzaoven - They Call Me Appliance Miser

Requested by anon

REMINDER: IT'S NEVER AS BAD AS IT COULD BE

REMINDER: YOU COULD ALSO BE ON FIRE

its all "fuck canon" and "fanon ftw" until youre asked to care about girls because then its all "how could i ever be expected to like such an underdeveloped character?!"

not to sound like a perv, but i'd play with your hair and listen to your problems

One really fun thing about Eureka: Investigative Urban Fantasy (by @anim-ttrpgs) is that every character is a little bit weird, but they can still be weird in commonplace and normal ways. The system of Traits and Truths means that effectively every character will have a different combination of qualities that make them good at some things and very bad at others, but in a lot of cases those qualities can be super true to life. There’s no such thing as an “average” person, but the game understands the ways that “normal” people are weird.

Like, yeah, some people just have bad social skills. Some people work better under pressure. Some people are shape shifting man eating aliens. These are normal, comprehensible, commonplace ways to be a freak, and Eureka lets you represent that in your characters.

im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

i feel really bad for all the powerscalers born in medieval europe for having to spend all their time chronologging and ranking demons because they didn't know who goku was yet

download the lcp for @shadow-of-gehenna to receive a normal samurai

Don't worry everybody I promise to be normal tonight.

One drink in: Who would like to swear fealty to my cause

{This is ooc, but. I had to post this stupid little thing I made}