When You Encounter A Problem, Consider: Have You Tried Evolving Venomous Spines About It?

lancerposting about @shadow-of-gehenna

just took some holy antacids that were like skittles and i think thats freaky and weird. like hello, gracious defender, thank you for your service to my evil body— YOU DON’T TASTE LIKE DOGSHIT? impercievable! burned at the stake.

You are probably my favourite designers in the business. Treading ground rarely covered in ttrpgs with Silk and Dagger, and covering classic forms of ttrpgs in incredibly novel (and very good!) ways with Eureka and Death Bed. There's nobody whose work I am as excited for as you.

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Getting this message the other day really made my day, thank you so so so much. Stuff like this really keeps me going. (That and the money. Really can’t overstate the importance of money for staying in business and continuing to make this stuff.)

oh so that's why my fyp was like that

i must've liked one of them

(checks latest posts)

...so have you recently been thinking about Men?

:p

My aro ace ass will say yes tentatively. One friend in particular

Okay, but I took it over to the national forest a few weeks ago, and the ranger was totally fine with it over there.

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Yeah. I made a reservation and everything. The guy I talked to on the phone said it was fine. Spot 27. Recreational vehicle.

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It’s a mech. Hiking chassis. Look, I’ve got the licensure documents right here. State inspection, registration, the whole nine yards. Fully de-mil. Asphalt safe, tree safe, zero emissions, low sound, civvie reactor—

—dude, dude—just calm down, okay? It’s—would you just—

It’s a coldcore. Coldcore. It runs cleaner than that truck you’re sitting in. What, do you think I’m carrying around uranium or something? Come on, man, give me a little credit.

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Yeah, it’s running now.

Oh, no—man, come on, it’s shielded. Just—

I sit at my office job 8 hours a day, five days a week, and think maybe I should become a hitman instead.

no sales for 5 days..

Hey how’s it going? I like your tower, it’s very damp. The locusts are coming. It’s not my fault. Cool hat btw.

hey thanks, i really apprecia—wait what

nothing I take less seriously then people who say "oh my gods" come on now girl