can both of you stop?
BECAUSE I WILL BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU BOTH IF YOU DONT STOP.
it’s like dealing with two brothers…
Z, don’t Tell people to kill themselves, please.
And Rick, stop trying to punch him.
Okay, Me and Z talked to my Rick..
So uh.. I’m together with Z and my Rick now! Although, my Rick did uh.. almost beat the shit out of Z first.. I got him to calm down! This is one of the first times I’ve dated two people at once, if anyone has any tips on that, I would appreciate that!
My Rick is still a bit jealous, and is staying really close to me. So is Z… Uh.. Let’s hope they don’t beat the shit out of each other. i won’t hesitate to beat the fuck out of them.
This makes me so happy. I love them so much.
🕯
-@rubberricky
Ah Rubber Ricky!
He’s really interesting, in a good way though.. His whole universe is interesting actually! He look really cool, I think he would be fun to draw!
I love how he’s a cartoon too, I find that really awesome! Oh, I forgot, his shadow.. It.. Has a mind of its own… Eh, oh well. I wonder if I should give him some animal bones to look at…
Hello Val, nice to meet you ^^ I like that you are German! I am curious if Rick ever said sth about your accent? I think it's cute
I-It’s nice to meet you too… I hope we can b-be friends..
Thank y-you, by the way.. I-If you thought my accent is c-cute..
Val took my arm and won't give it back, so I'm stuck being one armed for now. God dammit.
Have you even talked to your Ricks about the idea of an orgey?
Jail. Now.
--He mopes in His room
"I-I miss My w-wings d-does it l-look weird?"
"Oh Morty... Nein, they look fine!"
(They walk over to him and extend a hand to him.)
"Here, why don't we go watch some TV and get your mind off your wings, ja? I think Rick is getting those flowers you need for the nectar right now!"
Fine.
How do I do the ritual? I'm not doing anything with my blood..
But.. Since I work in the military, I can kill 300 people for you easily. Maybe even more.
at @tacticalsmth house :~>
🕯️ @msc137
(i know we've never talked, so if you dont have anything to say, feel free to delete this ask)
Another variant of a 137 Morty, at least I think that’s how I can explain it..
He seems really nice, just like my Morty! A bit older than my Morty though, only about 3-4 years difference. I’m glad he’s in a good relationship too, that’s really sweet.. It’s good he can be happy, so many Morty’s deserve it.
If I remember he’s been through some drama recently, I hope he’s doing okay… I hate seeing good people have to get involved in shit like that..
...
Thank you... You are very kind..
Since it’s pride month, I want to honor my late wife (who was actually my fiancé but I would rather call her my wife) and step-daughter, who were probably some of the best people I’ve ever met. Me and my wife, Leonie, both met while I was still working in the German military, and from there we hit it off. After a few years of dating, she proposed to be after a particularly hard mission, which it was the sweetest thing she had ever done with me. Leo, which was my nickname for her, had a daughter named Monika who I saw as my own.
I loved both of them so much, I try to visit their graves every year, even though it’s hard because their graves are in Germany.. But anyway, I just wanted to share me and Leo’s story!
sometimes i think it’s my fault they both died… i could have saved them both..
insane men covered in blood. you agree. reblog.
O-Oh shit.. You okay?
U-Uh I'll keep the knives away from you alright?
S-Sorry.. U-Uh..
I have some rocks you could look through! Well, rocks and crystals, you can do anything you want with them, since I collect them..
Hey, Morty..
I'll make sure to hide you well in my dimension, alright? I'll keep you safe.
"I-I appreciate it mumsies I really d-dont want certain people f-finding Me."
Hallo! My name is Valentine, but I'm usually called Val or just Fehr. Happy to be meeting you all!
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