I Think I’m Being Harassed…

"H-Hi mom...."

"A-AH- O-Oh... It's just-"

"OH MY GOD!"

"HALLO MEIN SÜSSER JUNGE! How are you doing?"

(( HEY I'M BACK MOOT!! I'M SOSOSO SORRY I DISSAPEARED [I POSTED SMTH ABOUT WHY I WAS GONE] ))

OOC: Okay so this is for art

How might Val react to a volcano burning through the table during a very casual chat?

I want to be as accurate as possible

ALSO VAL IS SO FUN TO DOODLE LIKE YOUR CHARACTER DESIGN FOR VAL IS SO GOOD 10/10

((UH THEY WOULD BE VERY SURPRISED, MAYBE WOULD LIKE YELP A BIT BUT THEN JUST BE LIKE ‘oh just another normal Tuesday.’

ALSO THANK YOUUU, I LOVE DOR EYES RICK DESIGN TOO!!))

Rick.. p-please.. don't..

(They shakily place a hand on Evil Z's cheek, laying their forehead on his.)

You.. are c-close enough to my Z. I don't care w-what you do to me.

I'll love you either way.

@anotherc137rick @rickz6725

*turns around, slow clapping*

well, well, well..

You both found me! Congratulations! I'm surprised you even defeated my babies... I'll miss them. But it's whatever.

NOW GET YOUR ASSES FUCKING READY!!

*His extra arms aim at Z and Rick, the hands rotating like they are firing up. Val is sitting in the corner of the room, bleeding and out of it.*

Val took my arm and won't give it back, so I'm stuck being one armed for now. God dammit.

((Here’s a shitty doodle I made with Val and the absolute horror that is my IRL persona

also, I’m drawing this before drawing an angst comic so yeah, VAL’S TIRED OF MY SHIT

obviously inspired by this audio😭))

Hiya! this one isn't for Val, but is there any specific tag you have for your art n fics?

((Well.. Not usually!

If its art I'll usually use #artists on tumblr or art/any variation of that!

And for fics, probably just use #fanfic!

Not a lot of people usually interact with my fics or art but those would probably be the main hashtags for them!))

-Hangs upside down from a tree branch and looks at them.-

So what the hell are you a tactical Jerry or some shit ?

ooc: I shall read your bio ✨

A Jerry? Fuck no..

My name is Valentine, or Val. I am tactical though. I work for the military!

Hmm.. Is it comfortable up there in that tree? I like climbing trees! By the way, It’s nice to meet you! I’ve seen you around, you’re a really cool Rick!

I’m glad I get to actually talk to more Rick’s, it really nice meeting all of you.

((ooc: LOL I got you!))

I-Is there any place you like to be pet s-specifically?

Cat!

Hallo!

mrrrow!! prrrrrrr.. <:]

do you have any birds I can eat..?

Right, you are a Rick, sorry.. I didn’t mean too come off rude…

But yes, I’ll always be able to help if you need it!

youracuterickwow

Lands on their shoulder.

Don’t be alarmed! I’m just new ‘round here! I’m B-179!

@honeyrivesanchez

Aww, hallo there!

It’s nice to meet you B-179! My names Valentine, but you may call me Val! You have to be careful around here B, there’s a lot of idiots who get into drama around here, and there’s really dangerous Rick’s too..

Feel free to contact me if you need anything at all!

Evz.

Look at me.

(Their voice was quiet and sweet, a smile on their face.)

@anotherc137rick @tacticalsmth

*As he walks into the portal, he immediately drops Z's body and stares into Rick's soul, the extra arms cauterizing and stitching up the wound. After they have finished, the arms press onto Z's chest, sending an electric shock throughout his body. After a second shock, Z coughs and sits up, terrified.*

He does still need to be cleaned up, but I refuse to do that for him. Stand up, Z.

*He turns to look at Z, who is trembling and backing up.*

Get. The. Fuck. Up.

*Z obeys, standing up. He wobbles a little bit before balancing.*