Hey Look What I Found!

I'm not gonna leave you alone until you guys have a fucking orgey

uh…

leave me alone..

OOC Intro!!

((Hello! This account is mostly going to be RP for my RnM OC Val/Valentine Fehr, but I will be posting fic’s and art of my own!

⚠️There will be some NSFW/Triggering stuff here [especially if I’m talking about Val’s backstory] so just be warned.⚠️

You can ask me or Val anything, even if it’s NSFW or something fucking weird. And DNI if you ship incest/rickorty, if your racist, homophobic, ect. Also, I do ship OC x Cannon here, so if you don’t like it, just leave. Please.

I will be going in and out of character, so if I go OOC I will say something like ‘Hey, Artist/Writer here’ with parentheses around whatever I write. So, the ask box is always open!! Have fun and be nice to everyone, and ask away!!))

((Also, here is my OC intro!))

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

Ah!

Well you are really cute!

and soft..

Cat!

Hallo!

mrrrow!! prrrrrrr.. <:]

do you have any birds I can eat..?

I mean no shit. We just have to be calm about this.

wait. what are we now?

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

...

Thank you... You are very kind..

Since it’s pride month, I want to honor my late wife (who was actually my fiancé but I would rather call her my wife) and step-daughter, who were probably some of the best people I’ve ever met. Me and my wife, Leonie, both met while I was still working in the German military, and from there we hit it off. After a few years of dating, she proposed to be after a particularly hard mission, which it was the sweetest thing she had ever done with me. Leo, which was my nickname for her, had a daughter named Monika who I saw as my own.

I loved both of them so much, I try to visit their graves every year, even though it’s hard because their graves are in Germany.. But anyway, I just wanted to share me and Leo’s story!

sometimes i think it’s my fault they both died… i could have saved them both..

Jesus Christ… I’m almost there..

please don’t do anything stupid..

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Guys what do I do? Rick keeps trying to give me alien drugs…

(They sigh, deciding something in their head.)

Hey, let me get up, Rick.

(As they get up, they suck air in through their teeth from the pain before walking over to Evz.)

You.. I'm willing to let you stay at my h-house..

I-

I-I know you hurt me and killed Z but..

Evz..

F-Forgive and forget.. right..?

maybe not the forget part.. and not fully forgive..

(They place a hand on one of his robotic arms.)

@anotherc137rick @tacticalsmth

*As he walks into the portal, he immediately drops Z's body and stares into Rick's soul, the extra arms cauterizing and stitching up the wound. After they have finished, the arms press onto Z's chest, sending an electric shock throughout his body. After a second shock, Z coughs and sits up, terrified.*

He does still need to be cleaned up, but I refuse to do that for him. Stand up, Z.

*He turns to look at Z, who is trembling and backing up.*

Get. The. Fuck. Up.

*Z obeys, standing up. He wobbles a little bit before balancing.*

Here's an interaction I had with Rick the other day after I got back from being on a mission for 2 WEEKS.

Me: Hey Rick I'm back

Rick: Hey baby. I almost died on an adventure with Morty while you were gone.

Me: Wha-

Rick: Also I destroyed an entire government in a different universe too.

...

I was gone 2 WEEKS. 2 WEEKS. And this is what you say to me first? Plus he was also completely drunk on my couch, and he made a fucking mess of my living room.