All I Want Is For A Rick To Love Me

Guys what do I do? Rick keeps trying to give me alien drugs…

Say thank you. Drugs are expensive.

I still am not doing the damn drugs..

imm gonna eat rockks.

((Artist/Writer here again! My dad recently introduced me to this song and once I saw the song cover I immediately thought ‘holy shit that looks like ordinary rick’ so I drew the song cover as Ordinary Rick who was made by @e-22912 [AKA my favorite artist on tumblr] So I hope you guys like the fanart!!))

((Also, I love Ordinary so much like he’s one of my favorite Rick’s ever. He’s one of the best Rick’s to ever exist and I will say that until the day I die. Shout out to Ordinary for being one of the best Rick’s ever))

((Also I would literally sell MY SOUL just to kiss this man.))

Z wont let me have another drink... or eat rockss.. ow my head hurts..

the doctors here scare me. maybe I’m just paranoid, but I don’t like being back in the hospital alone.

I-I didnt even take my p-psych meds today and they won’t give any to meee..

the last time I was here was because I tried to commit. i don’t like being reminded of that.

p-please don’t leave me here aloneee. O-oh goddd.. im all alone..

(They smile, gently squeezing one of his hands.)

I have an extra room that I could clean out.

@anotherc137rick @tacticalsmth

*As he walks into the portal, he immediately drops Z's body and stares into Rick's soul, the extra arms cauterizing and stitching up the wound. After they have finished, the arms press onto Z's chest, sending an electric shock throughout his body. After a second shock, Z coughs and sits up, terrified.*

He does still need to be cleaned up, but I refuse to do that for him. Stand up, Z.

*He turns to look at Z, who is trembling and backing up.*

Get. The. Fuck. Up.

*Z obeys, standing up. He wobbles a little bit before balancing.*

I’m good at mechanics… and engineering..

my prosthetic keeps breaking I hate my life

Don't..

You really gonna let them g-get under your skin?

(They laugh.)

Evz..

@anotherc137rick @tacticalsmth

*As he walks into the portal, he immediately drops Z's body and stares into Rick's soul, the extra arms cauterizing and stitching up the wound. After they have finished, the arms press onto Z's chest, sending an electric shock throughout his body. After a second shock, Z coughs and sits up, terrified.*

He does still need to be cleaned up, but I refuse to do that for him. Stand up, Z.

*He turns to look at Z, who is trembling and backing up.*

Get. The. Fuck. Up.

*Z obeys, standing up. He wobbles a little bit before balancing.*

uhhh...

Bad..?

I- I don't know..

Will he be okay? Can I get him another soul?

Wheres the angel

at @tacticalsmth house :~>

Fine.

How do I do the ritual? I'm not doing anything with my blood..

But.. Since I work in the military, I can kill 300 people for you easily. Maybe even more.

Wheres the angel

at @tacticalsmth house :~>