if a horror/slasher movie ends with the killer in the back seat {of the victim's escape car} when a victim "finally" escapes, it automatically pisses me off - Why is it acceptable as a writer to end a 'horror' movie with the lamest, easiest-to-write ending?? Cmon now, it's so boring and unrealistic.
"Oh, but Tae, slasher films are unrealistic in their nature!1!" no shit, dawg - but you cannot convince me that the "killer suddenly appears in the backseat and kills the protagonist to allow for another potential movie" isn't the worst ending you've ever seen.
How did they get in there? How did the victim not see their {usually} fat ass in the back seat? {I'm looking at you, Thomas Hewitt and Jacob Goodnight}. What the actual fuck. HOW DID THE KILLER NOT GET HURT AT ALL IN THE CAR CRASH? {if it crashes}
PLEASE stop using this as an acceptable ending. Put more thought and effort into your scripts, PLEASE
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btw I'm not hating on script writers at all - I apologize for my aggressive tone š I love both those franchises either way
if a horror/slasher movie ends with the killer in the back seat {of the victim's escape car} when a victim "finally" escapes, it automatically pisses me off - Why is it acceptable as a writer to end a 'horror' movie with the lamest, easiest-to-write ending?? Cmon now, it's so boring and unrealistic.
"Oh, but Tae, slasher films are unrealistic in their nature!1!" no shit, dawg - but you cannot convince me that the "killer suddenly appears in the backseat and kills the protagonist to allow for another potential movie" isn't the worst ending you've ever seen.
How did they get in there? How did the victim not see their {usually} fat ass in the back seat? {I'm looking at you, Thomas Hewitt and Jacob Goodnight}. What the actual fuck. HOW DID THE KILLER NOT GET HURT AT ALL IN THE CAR CRASH? {if it crashes}
PLEASE stop using this as an acceptable ending. Put more thought and effort into your scripts, PLEASE
thank you for coming to my ted talk
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Hey! Iāve been really into your work on here these last few days. As someone who also loves the 2003 TCM remake, I have a question Iām dying to have answered, but havenāt seen anybody mention it.
So in the movie, when our group of victims are looking through the collection of abandoned cars, they find a jar. Inside is a, suspiciously yellow liquid, and a picture of the hitchhiking girl from the opening.
I have been racking my brain trying to figure out what this jar is ever since I saw the movie for the first time. The best Iāve been able to come up with is that it is some sort of southern spiritualism spell jar. I think I saw one similar to this called a sweetening jar, where you are aiming to get a person to like you more.
But Iām interested in hearing what you have to say about this. Do you think one of the Hewitts were trying to get the hitchhiker to warm up to them? Or was this just some loose end the film makers forgot to tie up and I am reading too much into it?
Hi!! - I'm so glad you like my posts! I actually never considered what this was - But I'm curious!
There's a few possibilities, including the sweetening jar.
For the color of the water, I assume this is a result of dirt. The Hewitts {as seen in many scenes throughout both movies} don't have access to clean water supply - This may be because of rust, or lack of care on their end.
I've found a type of decoration that's almost exactly like what's shown in the 2003 remake: Laminated picture{s} placed in a mason jar, with the optional addition of water. It's used as a way to display pictures, usually vintage ones. The jar {especially when filled with water} gives this 'snow globe' or 'bubble' effect. It makes the picture seem bigger - as well as adding a '3D' effect to it.
These are just my thoughts, but I think the spell jar is just as plausible!
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"You pretend not to notice, something I like about you" Okay Thomas Hewitt in a relationship core
"Can I tell you a secret? I'm desperate for you" Okay Thomas Hewitt confessing his love core
"But I'm secretly still scared that you'll see underneath and you'll leave me here" Okay Thomas Hewitt emotional state core
"Everyone's watching us and I can't breath - They're all gonna laugh at me" Okay Thomas Hewitt in school core
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