I Was A Dick To My Partner During Covid Isolation, And I Was Procrastinating On Writing An Apology, So

oh, to be a dutch resident armed with rotten eggs,

BORN TO FORGET

WORLD IS A BLUR

I Am Memory Issues Man

410,757,864,530 FORGOTTEN PRECIOUS MEMORIES

From a Clocktown guard

Someone who hasn’t watch Star Trek, please explain this picture

banned from the clock app for making too many alarms. you set too many alarms girl! banned from clock app.

No fucking way

Wake up, slut! New spider just dropped!

Hello everyone. It is my honor, and privilege to formally introduce you too: Hotwheels sisyphus.

This, lovely specimen, is named after the fact, it's genitalia resemble a Hotwheels track! The second bit, of its name, of course comes from the ancient legend of Sisyphus, a man who is forever cursed with rolling a boulder, up a hill. This divine punishment, reminded the researchers Bo Liu and Feng Zhang, who discovered it, of the circular copulatory tube, of the spider, which is basically like a spider uterus. It has only been found in China, and it was discovered this year! They are the only species in the genus Hotwheels. And they are a sort, of ground spider! Unfortunately, not much is known about them, since they are a relatively new species.

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i went nonverbal, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

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Actually no, I've found my favorite bizarre Facebook Christian AI art spam image

"who said that" is my ult fav thing to say ever after saying something insane