Taiisdelusional - Titled

I know what you are

me and my brother: *explains how adhd affects us*

our parents: that's not adhd, that's normal

me and my brother:

i need to stop picking at my face but the problem is theres Textures On There and i would prefer if there Werent

Can we go ahead and stop teaching corvids how to use tools, it's getting spooky

Exclamation marks, but instead of a huge line of them, we do like Roman numerals of them.

You know. To save space.

i was gonna call your screenshots useless for not having the right poem but i'm crying on the bus so i'll let you get away with it for now

Where the hell is that poem by that welsh poet about laika............

This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

via imgur

Had a woman bring in her ferret for an exam and when I went into the room a second ferret poked its head out of her bag. In delighted surprise I exclaimed “oh you have two!” and she immediately responded “yes, I’m a small business owner”

Have to admit it took me a second

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