Horrible Toxic Old Men Who Have Been In Love With Each Other For At Least A Decade Is Literally The Only

Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

Reblog to make it die faster

started reading art garfunkel’s memoir on the train. gayest straight man alive. no wonder he’s bi

What’s happening now in Palestine is unacceptable, but do not despair! That’s what they want! That’s why they cut off communications in Gaza! They want people to give up, they want people to believe wholeheartedly that nothing can be done so that they can continue with impunity and write history as they wish, to paint themselves as victors of a war that was never a war to begin with! Keep sharing and raising their voices, share the stories of the people, keep the story of Palestine alive! They hide behind their bombs and their chemical warfare and their western propaganda but they cannot silence the masses! They can only wish they had an ounce of the bravery the Palestinian people have, standing their ground against such an overwhelming force! May Palestine be free, from the river to the sea. May the eyes of cowards never sleep!

paul simon you're still gay and that's final!

Simon and Garfunkel having tea in 1966

Ok just saw your most recent rebog - here is my question. What is your hottest take about S&G?

Ha, my hottest take. Let's see.

While I don't really believe Paul and Art were in love like the I'll love you forever marry me kind of love, I am quite convinced they fucked at some point.

They at least kissed...and it led to more lmao. Perhaps they were high or drunk when it happened and then maybe they each tried to deny it, but I cannot believe that in such a close friendship/partnership/thing they had, nothing of a sexual nature ever happened.

Take Art’s poem about all the tequilas he had with Paul for example. He's trying to convince the audience that it's about the two of them trying not to throw up...meanwhile 'tickle of the tonsils' is also slang for fellatio. 😌 So clever with words, our Artie.

Another hot take: Art, Paul, Penny and Carrie had a foursome.

"do you think they ever--" pleaseeee be serious