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Random DEH Incorrect Quotes I Found While Poking Around (Pt. Four) :

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Jared: You know what I’ve always wondered? How do tall people like you sleep at night when the blanket can’t possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes?

Connor: It’s fucking four a.m.

Jared: So you can’t sleep?

Jared: ….Is it because of the blanket?

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Alana: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of items you have lost throughout your life

Evan: Self-esteem! Haven’t seen you in years!

Connor: Oh wow, childhood innocence! Can’t believe you found this!

Zoe: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Jared: Moral code, is that you?

Alana:

Alana: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mom left me but do you guys need a hug?

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Connor: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Evan: This knife is actually my magic wand.

Zoe: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a magic wizard duel.

Jared: *Cocks gun* Magic missile.

Alana: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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Alana: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Zoe: Have everyone stand.

Evan: Bring three more chairs!

Jared: The most important ones can sit down.

Connor: Kill three.

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Good For You & Words Fail Be like:

Alana: Looking left because you don’t treat me right.

Heidi: Looking right because you left.

Zoe: Looking up cause’ you let me down.

Jared: Looking down cause’ you fucked up.

Evan: What the fuck is wrong with you guys

coming to bway (in ny) in fall I hear. and I'm going to bway in fall.

hm.....

every andrew fan who bought tickets for tammy faye for him just sighed a sigh of relief all collectively. strong winds reported today

ADHD time blindness be like "oh, today is the 30th? that's fine, December is still next month, that's forever away!

...what do you mean tommorrow?"

I had one a while ago that had a bunch of comics to go along with it but I kinda fell out of it 🤷

i think the world needs more spider-man x falsettos aus. please

My Roman Empire is the 1 second frame of Baseball Game where you can see Whizzer's reaction to Marvin asking him out

OH MY GOD!!! THEY ARE SO!!! THEY ARE SO CUTE!!!!!!!

THANK SM FOR THIS!

Falsettos 2016 cast and their 1992 counterparts on the opening night of the revival!

in fact, they do go on girls trips

marvin with the round spectacle glasses my beloved (I have this picture saved it's so dear to me)

they should go on a girls trip i think

ROBERTA LET THE BEAUTIFUL MAN SPEAK. 😡

Hey guess what my brain made an original incorrect quote again wow

Heidi: I made a mistake.

Evan: Uh, yeah... no need to rub it in.

somebody take my laptop away from me p le as e

Random Incorrect DEH Quotes I Found While Poking Around (Pt. One) :

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Jared: Yo, I heard that 1 in every 4 people is gay. That means someone in this friend group is gay.

Connor: Who do you think it is?

Jared: I don't know, but I really hope it's Evan. Evan's kinda hot.

Alana: Uh, Ja-

Connor: No, let him figure it out for himself.

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Connor, walking into the room with a red solo cup: Did you know that Gatorade and Champagne are actually really good together?

Jared: Are you doing depressed science again?

Connor: When the fuck am I not?

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Evan: You need to accept that sarcasm will get you nowhere in life.

Jared: But it got me into the Sarcasm World Championship in Nicaragua three years ago.

Evan: Really??

Jared: No, idiot.

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Evan: I would never say that, in a million years, that my boyfriend is a bitch and I don't like him. That is not true. My boyfriend is a bitch, and I like him so much. He is a dynamite, five-eight, Jewish bitch and he's the best. He and I have totally different styles. When Jared walks down the street, he does not give a shit what anybody thinks of him, in any situation. He's literally my hero. When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It's exhausting. Jared once said that walking around with me is like walking around with someone who's running for mayor of nothing.