@youraveragemiscellanyenjoyer It Has Been Done

I think your forgetting a crisis-ridden barber, and a very psychotic, gas-addicted dentist, actually

oh, and joe from slih

you know it's bad when you spend 2 hours trying to make a perfectly shaped I ♡ christian borle pfp for your Google account that you never look at and open pinterest and see nothing but William fucking Shakespeare, EMMETT FORREST, AND AN EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE FATHER WHO WANTS A TIGHT KNIT FAMILY

cant forget a mentally unwell chocolate maker, a musical-writing twink, and a gay Samsung tv, among many others.

I love this interview, but this is definitely a moment that gets stuck in my head,

Ayo, back at it again with the incorrect quotes

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Evan: Bad things keep happening to me. I must have bad luck, or something.

Jared: Evan, bad things don't keep happening to you because you have 'bad luck'. Bad things keep happening to you because your a fucking dumbass.

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Connor: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Zoe: Isn't that just killing people?

Connor: Ah, technically.

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After The 'Connor Stole My Letter' Incident:

Evan: Am I in trouble?

Jared: Take a guess.

Evan: N.. no??

Jared:

Jared: Take another guess.

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Alana: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait till' I get back.

Evan: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

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Evan: You saved me.. I owe you my life.

Jared: No thanks. I've seen it, and i'm not very impressed.

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Jared: Is letting someone win at chest sapiosexual bottoming

Alana: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak.

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Alana: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Evan's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

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Connor: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Jared: Only if you also don't ask why

Jared: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Connor:

Jared:

Connor: This one is fine

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Jared: Here's some advice

Evan: I didn't ask for any

Jared: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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Alana: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Connor: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Zoe: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Jared: *turning to Evan* How tall are you?

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Connor: Miguel and I don’t use pet names.

Zoe: I see. Hey, off topic but, what do bees make?

Connor: Honey?

Miguel: Yes, dear?

Connor:

Zoe: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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Evan: Jared, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Jared: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.

Evan: Okay, love you too! I'll just go ask Connor.

Jared:

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Evan: I told Jared his ears flush when he lies.

Alana: ...Why?

Evan: Just watch.

Evan: Hey Jared, do you love me?

Jared, covering his ears: NO.

Alana:

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Connor: How's the sexiest person here?

Miguel: I dunno, how are you?

Connor: I-

Jared, from across the room: I'M DOING GREAT, THANK YOU.

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*Jared and Evan sitting in jail together*

Evan: So, who should we call?

Jared: I would call Connor, but I feel safer in jail.

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Zoe: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Jared: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Evan: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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Jared: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Evan: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Jared: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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Alana: I love you guys, your the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Zoe: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? :0

Alana: Yes!

Jared: I'm starting to feel a little bad for you.

Me, before posting a chapter on AO3: Wow. This is really good. The syntax, the inner turmoil, the grammar. Impeccable. 10/10

Me as soon as the chapter is live: yeah, no. I deserve to be shot.

i wish there were more shakespeare songs in something rotten bc as much as i love will power and hard to be the bard I want MORRREEEE

forgot I still knew how to do art traditionally

Reblog if you think public libraries are important and should be maintained.

where did you find the beforehand dialogue

I'm not crying, you're crying

Did you guys know that right when More Racquetball ends, and Charlotte takes Whizzer back, if you're wearing headphones, you can hear Marvin say "What?" in the most heartbreaking tone imaginable? Because he didn't expect Whizzer to need to go to the hospital? Because I fucking didn't.

I used to say “I don’t know” a lot to questions that my mom would ask me, but I somewhat got outta the habit cuz my mom would, like, yell at me???

and i do have adhd so..

i still say that sometimes and when i do i still get yelled at haha

coupled with a major amount of anxiety i genuinely do not think thats mixing well

so 

uhh

not good??

fuck

‪GOD I found another article about why ADHD kids say “I don’t know” so much. my entire childhood was getting yelled at for doing some ADHD shit and me not being able to offer an explanation when asked why I did something. ‬

nobody really talks about the song three seconds from in trousers but it’s my favorite song and I just wanted to commemorate it by throwing fanart at people

also, go listen to this production if you haven’t from 2019

YouTube

In Trousers (1985 version)

:)