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I want this to make it's rounds again, I want everyone playing this game!

Lets play a game called “Fuck, Fuck, Goose”

Here are your rules : So its played like Duck Duck Goose from your childhood except for some fun changes. 

First only girls get to play in the center each dressed in bra, panties and a shirt, all of their choosing (any additional Clothing is subject to the party but must be sexy/slutty) and all positioned as such.

Second the guys dont get to pick which girl they choose, the guys will stand in order and the girls will be chosen via spin board or dice that correspond to them picked before the game started. 

The guys will go around and smack the girls on the ass calling out fuck, fuck, fuck… until they get to their goose where theyll smack her pussy as he calls out goose, give her a second and then she’ll chase you around as per the usual. 

The guy will never take the girls place but if he gets to her spot before her she does she removes a piece of clothing and if she catches him he removes a piece. 

If at any point a guy is completely naked on his turn or the girl is completely naked when she comes up again you will play the round exactly the same except half way thru being chased the guy will stop turn around and catch his goose and they go off to the side and fuck, they must be within earshot of the game as it continues and may be within sight if they so choose.

For games without even numbers we make a side rule, if there are more men than women then the girls willing to play 2 on 1 will have a 2 written on their ass and when taken the next guy in line will join in after she is caught and if there are more women than men when the guys are all picked the girls get to pair off with whichever group they want

As a bonus rule you can make a special spot on the spin wheel or a specific dice roll that when it comes up you get to fuck whichever girl you choose regardless of amount of clothes left or time spent playing. 

Happy Gaming ;)

It's no coincidence that her therapist is the first person she's fucking either. God I love being a marital therapist.

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You can have her back, but only physically. Sexually she belongs to me now, I hope you got your fill while you were able.

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I am always down to receive nudes. Bonus points if there's a wedding band in the picture.

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Go ahead and reblog, I mean she's already doing it, and much much more, so you might as well maintain some form of dignity by saying it's what you wanted.

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Reblog if you get a thrill from risking impregnation through cheating. ;)