Are We Going To Forget How Gobsmackingly Insane The Internet Is??? Cause Like, Woah. Faces?????

Looks like we can't reflect, rotate, translate our way out of this one boys.

Good Omens 2 appreciation post for that moment after Nina has just rocked Crowley's world with the revelation that no, he isn't slick and yes, it is glaringly obvious to everyone just how head over heels in love with Aziraphale he is.

Crowley takes himself off to the french restaurant and is drowning his sorrows in a bottle of wine while having the realisation that he's been following the angel around like a lovesick puppy all day with no other possible agenda other than to be around him.

And then he sees Aziraphale and whistles him over but the angel is too busy to join him for a wine in the middle of the day and Crowley tries to divert questions by complaining that he's scared Gabriel/Jim is gonna smite him and he'll be well and truly smote, no, smoted? Smited? What's the word he's looking for?

And the angel gives him a knowing look and says:

"Smitten, I believe."

PERFECTION.

GRAMMATICAL CORRECTION AND DIAGNOSIS IN A SENTENCE.

AZIRAPHALE JUST READ HIM LIKE A HIGHLY COLLECTIBLE BOOK AND DOESN'T EVEN REALISE HE HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD.

This is my new favourite double entendre.

Smitten as the past tense of Smite. And the exact reason Crowley is drinking in the middle of the day.

He's realising he's smitten, your honour.

I hope Neil closed the laptop with a dramatic flourish after writing that line. Hell if I'd written a moment that perfect I'd take a victory lap of the kitchen and then call someone to tell them how clever I'd been before I pop.

british tv is the only thing keeping cable together

lovely assistant, little alex HOORRRRRNNNE (with squeal)

:D :D :D (Michael is no 6 :D)

what the fuck is morbius even about

wrestling is the new shakespeare, its sadly true

just discovered the site “underground mathematics”, and only now i feel like ive entered the dark web of maths. spooky.

talking about web, i cant forget to mention the fact that the whole site and mathematics is organised along TUBE LINES like the LONDON UNDERGROUND !! now if that isn’t a graph theory reference i dont know what is!

when i realize i have nothing to prove that is when i am at peace

ive watched this so many times you don’t understand

David Tennant as Phileas Fogg from Around the World in 80 Days (Episode 6) …because you can see him going through multiple stages of grief in just those few seconds

for Tennant Tuesday (or whatever day this post finds you)