Quincy: That Would Go Against My Moral Compass.

Estella: You are as great as pecan pie!

Zack: Aw, that’s the nicest thing anyone has e-

Estella: I’m allergic to pecans.

Damaris: I like people.

Piper: No, you don't.

Damaris: I'm trying but it's hard to weed through the dumb people.

Kaksi: What time is it?

Tracy: Hand me that trombone and I'll find out for ya.

-a couple seconds later after Tracy starts playing the trombone-

Piper: WHO IS PLAYING THE TROMBONE AT 2 AM?!

Haley: Do you have a second, Tracy? Tracy: No, there’s only one of me.

Piper: How did you get this number?

Kohla: Oh, that’s easy! I dialed every single number until I got to yours!

R E B L O G   T H E   P I G E O N .

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

Quinn: I never been in a snowball fight before.

Piper: Wait, really?

Quinn: Yeah. Are there rules? Is there a point system of teams, just you, or is it to the death?

Piper: Name a way to be nice to others.

Kati Kat: Don’t kill them.

Piper: That’s setting the bar very low but I’ll allow it.

Tracy: If you put ‘violently’ in front of anything to describe your action; it becomes really funny.

Talvi: Violently studies.

Astro: Violently bakes.

Kaksi: Violently eats.

Valen: Violently murders people.

Piper: Violently worries about the previous comment.