Terry Pratchett Knew What Was Up.

@neil-gaiman you're a saint

Senk ju for träveling wis Deutsche Bahn.

Trains infuriate me.

6,000 Years of Married Bickering

Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich

Silly Game Time: Would you rather spend a year constantly being aware of an unpleasant odor (not a stench, just a bad smell) ... or a year where all your food and drink has very bland flavors (not a bad taste, just barely any taste)?

That's really difficult. I love good food and not being able to taste it properly is terrible. On the other hand, I remember what it was like to be very sensitive to odours. Which is also very annoying in the long run.

At the end of the day, I'd like to be able to forget the unpleasant odour for a short time, at least while I'm enjoying good food. So the former.

Found this lovely tidbit on Twitter. Couldn’t agree more.

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

I like how good omens au’s give C&A their jobs.

Crowleys is a doctor, stripper, scientist, botany/history proffesor, sex worker, preist, reptile shop owner, flower shop owner, barista, IT worker, bussines man, police, astronomist, influencer etc

Aziraphale is a bookshop owner. He MIGHT be a proffesor. In literature.

Silly Game Time: Share a dumb joke with us! The dumber, the better!

If English isn't your first language, you can share a dumb joke from your native language (in fact, I'd almost prefer that).

Laufen zwei Zahnstocher den Berg hoch und werden plötzlich von einem Igel überholt.

Sagt der eine zum anderen:

„Ach - hätte ich gewusst dass ein Bus fährt, wäre ich mit dem gefahren!“

Two toothpicks run up the hill and are suddenly overtaken by a hedgehog.

One says to the other:

"Oh - if I had known there was a bus, I would have taken it!"